An act of wizardry foreplay. This will only work if you have a very hairy bum. A person lays on their back and closes their eyes whilst you squat over their face. Gently part your bum cheeks revealing the very hairy anus. Whilst tweaking your anus to resemble a kiss slowly lower until your hairy anus comes in contact with the other persons lips and at that point they should kiss. The hair and the tweaking action will feel like you are kissing a bearded wizard.
by Perellio May 30, 2018
1: A great wizard who enjoys eating sandwiches, making sandwiches appear out of nowhere, turning things into sandwiches, turning PEOPLE into sandwiches, and racquetball.
2: That one person you may know who is ALWAYS eating a sandwich. It could be a classmate, a friend, a workmate, it doesn't matter. They just always seem to have a sandwich whenever you see them.
2: That one person you may know who is ALWAYS eating a sandwich. It could be a classmate, a friend, a workmate, it doesn't matter. They just always seem to have a sandwich whenever you see them.
"Racquetball? Sandwiches? Wait, I know who you are! You're the sandwich wizard!!"
"He's some kind of sandwich wizard or something...He always pulls a sandwich out of his pocket the second we go on lunch break."
"He's some kind of sandwich wizard or something...He always pulls a sandwich out of his pocket the second we go on lunch break."
by SandwichWizard III April 26, 2009
by Pseudonym... I mean... uh... John June 22, 2004
by Paula2019 February 16, 2020
Refers to the mysterious beings from the East, who are capable of performing unfathomable technological feats such as hacking the latest online games or unlocking the most restrictive firmware. The unsung legends with epicanthus from the land of bamboos can and will always blow your mind whether in shooter video games or in system moddings.
Miner 1: Urgh NVIDIA is going to limit the hashrate on RTX 3060 when mining ETH, what are we gonna do man
Miner 2: No worries man, the Chinese Wizards gonna work their magic and the firmware will be unlocked in no time after release lmao
Miner 2: No worries man, the Chinese Wizards gonna work their magic and the firmware will be unlocked in no time after release lmao
by Umuless March 04, 2021
dude #99999999999999999: yo dude #10000000000000000 you ever seen wizard yensid?
dude #10000000000000000: yeah he is my favourite twitch streamer
dude #10000000000000000: yeah he is my favourite twitch streamer
by Literally a person March 01, 2020
Somebody who is so good at masturbating that the can cum whenever they wish, weather it be later or sooner
by Blumchuck January 12, 2015