The unpleasant surprise that arises from trying to go down on a female from the Indian subcontinent only to find a tangled forest of hair reminiscent of the Punjab jungle.
Shiva surprise striked again last night. she must have thought i was trying to pickpocket her, the way i put my hands down her pants and took that shit right back out.
by punjabi mc 24 May 08, 2008
The surprise when you look in the mirror after the act of going down on a woman in the dark whilst she is unaware she is menstruating.
by Madmen1149 July 26, 2010
teenage son.....whats for dinner?
mum....freezer surprise
teenage son.....did you forget to label the food again?
mum....freezer surprise
teenage son.....did you forget to label the food again?
by kittsy December 24, 2012
by frankandbeans10 April 14, 2014
Sexual services of an unspecified nature, usually provided by a paid sex worker. Similar in nature to the designation of "dealer's choice." The purchaser is taking a leap of faith that the "Mandarin Surprise" will be worth the elevated price while simultaneously getting the added benefit of the "thrill of the unknown."
Note: a Mandarin Surprise can be executed by any race of sex worker and is not exclusive to those of Mandarin descent.
Note: a Mandarin Surprise can be executed by any race of sex worker and is not exclusive to those of Mandarin descent.
by wvshrk April 14, 2010
In a hotel room or rental, the act of intentionally leaving bodily fluids, especially sexual excretions, on the walls or furniture for the cleaning crew to find under black light inspection.
Intentional ejaculation onto walls or furniture that don't belong to you.
Intentional ejaculation onto walls or furniture that don't belong to you.
After an all night orgy Corey and his boyfriends left a CSI surprise on all of the walls in their hotel room.
by MasterBlaster6999 January 17, 2012
Anal rawdogging with a significant other where you feel the burn after he or she has eaten hot wings.
by MisterPhister September 30, 2019