Shiva Surprise

The unpleasant surprise that arises from trying to go down on a female from the Indian subcontinent only to find a tangled forest of hair reminiscent of the Punjab jungle.

Shiva surprise striked again last night. she must have thought i was trying to pickpocket her, the way i put my hands down her pants and took that shit right back out.

by punjabi mc 24 May 8, 2008

Mandarin Surprise

Sexual services of an unspecified nature, usually provided by a paid sex worker. Similar in nature to the designation of "dealer's choice." The purchaser is taking a leap of faith that the "Mandarin Surprise" will be worth the elevated price while simultaneously getting the added benefit of the "thrill of the unknown."

Note: a Mandarin Surprise can be executed by any race of sex worker and is not exclusive to those of Mandarin descent.

Oral is $100, anal is $250 or you can get a "Mandarin Surprise" for $500.

by wvshrk April 14, 2010

Surprise Rimmer

To give someone a rim job without them being aware. Also can be considered sexual abuse depending where you are from

Joe: Has anyone seen ethan?

Ethan: Surprise rimmer! "Slurp"

by Foureyes__ December 14, 2009

Plum Surprise

1. A non-consensual form of Plums in the oven.
2. Probably some sort of pudding.

"I was with Josh the other night, and he suddenly gave me a Plum Surprise."
"No way. What an asshole."
"That's what he said."

by Plummy Mummy July 13, 2010

Surprise Squid

1. The action of one unexpectedly ejaculating after being very surprised.

2. When a person has an unexpected orgasm after being surprised by something or someone.

That was so startling, you made me have a Surprise Squid!

by The Checkered Peach May 21, 2011

Jones's Surprise

An act of pouring a jones soda on one another, usually on a friends shoe, once the jones's surprise is performed with a right shoe, you must proceed with pulling a jones's surprise on another friend around the neck area.

Joe: Hey man, Caleb pulled a Jones's Surprise on my shoe!

Gurty: Well he did it on my neck!

Joe: These are new "Asics!"

by Ohaganist November 2, 2010

Fishy Surprise

The act of pouring alcoholic spirites into a woman's vaginal region, picking her up and shaking her before she releases the fishy-essence of the spirit into your mouth.

Dave found a proper fit milf and asked her if she'd do a Fishy Surprise for him.

by Gandalf the Greyg May 7, 2013