Shipping Notification

The exclamation which informs a sexual partner of impending ejaculation.

"Oh My DOG! Oh My DOG!" was the only shipping notification she received before his dyslexic ass jizzed in her face.

by iNT2 April 11, 2011

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Shipping Sad

A shipping sad is when you become so invested in shipping two fictional characters that never get together that you become sad about it. Especially in cases where one of the people in the ship gets with someone else, creating a notp

A: I'm in a shipping sad over the TV show Merlin.
B: Why?
A: Because Arthur and Merlin are supposed to be together but Arthur gets with Gwen.

by Life3561 August 7, 2019

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Bottled ship

To be in a situation that is contained within yourself, but can’t reach the wave to float outward to relequish grief and conqueror your destiny.

My entire existence is limited to stipulations of bottled ship . I can’t ever act on my true feelings because of barrierors in my reality itself.

by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019

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Disney ship

To ship characters romantically, but only in ways that would be appropriate for a Disney movie. Usually used for underage characters you think would be cute together, but you don't want them to be sexual.

Person 1: "I ship those characters, but I don't want them to have sex. They're way too young."
Person 2: "Same. I just Disney ship them."

by toogayforthis April 23, 2017

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abandon ship

Term used to classify the act of exiting a bath or shower after realizing your fart may be a shart and subsequently using the toilet to shit.

“Bro I thought it might be a bit juicy, so I had to abandon ship. Hopped on the toiler and a stream blasted out my ass”
“You know how it is, sometimes you gotta abandon ship and let shit slip.”

by TheBigWaldorfSaysSo September 25, 2020

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