Shipping Sad

A shipping sad is when you become so invested in shipping two fictional characters that never get together that you become sad about it. Especially in cases where one of the people in the ship gets with someone else, creating a notp

A: I'm in a shipping sad over the TV show Merlin.
B: Why?
A: Because Arthur and Merlin are supposed to be together but Arthur gets with Gwen.

by Life3561 August 7, 2019

Disney ship

To ship characters romantically, but only in ways that would be appropriate for a Disney movie. Usually used for underage characters you think would be cute together, but you don't want them to be sexual.

Person 1: "I ship those characters, but I don't want them to have sex. They're way too young."
Person 2: "Same. I just Disney ship them."

by toogayforthis April 23, 2017

abandon ship

Term used to classify the act of exiting a bath or shower after realizing your fart may be a shart and subsequently using the toilet to shit.

“Bro I thought it might be a bit juicy, so I had to abandon ship. Hopped on the toiler and a stream blasted out my ass”
“You know how it is, sometimes you gotta abandon ship and let shit slip.”

by TheBigWaldorfSaysSo September 25, 2020

Troll-Ship

Two or more friends that troll together.

This troll-ship of ours is delightfully diabolical.

by Big Dog KeKe October 20, 2019

shipping immunity

Shipping is the act of one wanting/supporting two individuals involved in a romantic relationship. Shipping immunity is something people have if they're already in a relationship, it grants them the power of (you guessed it) being immune to being shipped.

Z: can we ship Diavolo and Y?
A: no, Diavolo has shipping immunity, he already has someone

by Clearly not Diavolo March 22, 2021

Drunk as Ship

When you sway like a ship in the sea from being extremely intoxicated.

Dude... I got drunk as ship last night!

by Steffo Baca February 11, 2014

Random ships

Alright fellow humans! I think ever since movies and shows came out the human race has been BROKEN BY STUPIDITY! WE DO NOT SHIP PEOPLE LIKE ELSA AND ANNA, OR EZRA AND KANAN, OR FINN AND POE, OR ELSA AND JACK FROST, OR JESSE AND LUKAS, OR MERIDA AND HICCUP!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE EITHER FROM DIFFERENT MOVIES AND DO NOT MATCH AT ALL, OR THEY ARE APPARENTLY "CLOSE FRIENDS" so that people are like, "IF THEY ARE CLOSE FRIENDS, THEN THEY'RE IN LOVE!" ARE YOU ALL DELUSIONAL?! WAKE UP! JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE CLOSE DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE IN LOVE! IF YOU THINK THAT, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW AHT ROMANCE IS! ALL HUMANS READING THIS, LIKE THIS IF YOU AGREE, OR DISLIKE THIS BECAUSE YOU ARE DELUSIONAL AND YOU SHIP RANDOM PEOPLE JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE "CLOSE FRIENDS" OR THEY ARE "SIMILAR"!

I HATE it when people ship random ships! This is crud! Garbage! Trash!

by ClubWatAh May 15, 2021