Texas Fellowship

Rejuvenating weekend of cooking BBQ at the fair, best buds, good suds, decadent shaved ice, UFC on a big tv, some great dogs who think they are tough, surrogate moms and to-be moms, and one noxious skunk who couldn't stop the good times.

Thought about seeing a doctor to get on meds for my depression, but it turned out that all I really needed was some Texas Fellowship.

by rottenfruit May 9, 2010

USS. TEXAS

The most badass dreadnaught of World war 1, she fought in both world wars

Guy 1:I'm looking for a cool attraction..you know any good ones?
Guy 2:Yeah! The USS. TEXAS. She's stationed at La Porte Texas
Guy 1:Ight, bet

by Azurlane-fan December 1, 2020

austin, texas

possibly the most hipster city in the entire world.

"man, I just want to go somewhere where everyone's just COOL, ya know, man?"

"dude, you gotta go to austin, texas"

by The Doctor 6666666 December 16, 2011

Texas Seltzer

(n.) The act of putting your mouth over an anus that wants to fart.

I got one brewing. You thirsty? Can I offer you a Texas Seltzer?

by Yoggie2010 December 27, 2010

austin texas

austin texas is a hippie town with lots of stoners and dank ganj. its fun and theres a bunch of music everywhere, like the most popular music festival acl. its a lot of fun and austin is cool

austin texas is so fun

by austinchickganj March 25, 2011

Center, Texas

A small ass town where everybody knows your fucking business. You can fucking do anything or say anything without everybody hearing about it. You can't even fart without everybody and their grandma hearing about it. There is nothing to do Except to go to the movies. On the weekends Wal-mart parking lot is filled with teenagers that have nothing else to do. High Schoolers and Graduates that are basically still living in High School "ride dirties" which is riding up and down dirt roads. Center is filled with Hill billies and rednecks. And no one has ever heard of center. and NO! it's not in the fucking center of texas. Basically Center is a really small town where everyone knows everyone's business and is boring as shit.

Dude: man that place was boring
Bro: It can be any more boring than Center, Texas

by AnonymousBro2k11 October 15, 2011

Texas tornado

The visual sight of swirling beer cans and trash in the back of a pick up while traveling down a roadway.

Created by the vortex (draft) coming over the top of a pickup into the bed. The vortex creates a swirling tornado of debris that soon flies out of the bed and litters the highway with garbage.

Joe Bob created quite the visual as all the crap in the back of his pickup created a Texas tornado while traveling up Interstate 45.

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit August 18, 2006