Textual Relations

To engage in dirty talk with ones partner via text message.

My thumbs are killin me, I was engaged in some heavy duty textual relations!!!

by Bobby Crumbsnatcher April 16, 2008

Textiquette

the proper behavior one should use when texting i.e. responding promptly or the correct use of lol

brooke: god why does it take so long for taylor to text back?

jackie: that's because she has really poor textiquette

by tayfresh February 14, 2009

texting chicken

When you and a love interest who are pretending that you're not actually into each other for some stupid reason or another see who can go the longest without giving in and texting the other person. Usually unspoken. Usually.

We've been playing texting chicken for three whole days. If I text him first, I'm the desperate one. But if I don't text him, bitch crown is on.

by Anne Persand April 22, 2011

textmergency

When you send a private text message about someone to the wrong person

Sending my mother in-law a picture of me naked accidentally was a textmergency

by Fail4Effect September 19, 2016

National text a Jason day

February 28 is happy national text a Jason day or however your Jayson spells it!!

Happy national text a Jason day!!

by Brochaco.tack February 24, 2020

drive-by texting

A text message sent by someone to try to stir things up, but when a response is made, no further messages are sent.
Similar to a drive-by shooting because after the assailant has disappeared, the victim is left riled up and frustrated.

Girl (out of the blue): "Haven't missed a beat have you?"

Guy: "What makes you say that?"

An hour passes with no response

Guy: "Drive-by texting?"

by notbait February 16, 2010

on and off texter

person who texts once but doesn't text back, starts the convo , keeps it strong for two minutes and then suddenly stops.

dude 1: You know that one chick?

dude 2: Yeah the hot one?

dude 1: Yeah, thats her do you have her number? I was thinking about texting her.

dude 2: BAD idea bro she's such an on and off texter

by rendezvousjay February 27, 2010