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Terms of Service

A long page listing out rules and conditions you must abide by in order to use a service. When seen on the internet, these terms are often ignored, as all the user must do is click the "I Accept" button at the bottom. If you read or attempt to read a page listing Terms of Service on the internet more than once in your life, you should schedule a doctor's appointment soon to test for possible Down Syndrome.
"Ugh, I don't want to read the Terms of Service! They all mean the same thing."

*Clicks "I Accept" button*
by IlikeTurdulz June 11, 2011
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Terminology

The fascinating, deeply respected study of Airport terminals
DUDE 1: "Mate, where's the Qantas Terminal"
MATE: "Sorry I can't help you, it's Sydney airport"
DUDE 1: "Someone didn't study terminology!!"
by essenceofexistence April 19, 2017
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Termite

Any Girl Who Might Have The Certain Craving For "Wood"
Girl: You Want A BJ?
Guy: You Are Such A Termite
by Mateo19 February 25, 2008
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Sex terms

Every god damn one of Urban Dictionary's definitions.
"I typed in food phrases on Urban Dictionary."
"What did you get?"
"Sex terms. Oh god, I miss old Urban Dictionary."
by munyal13 January 14, 2021
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Jesus Terminator

The most definite and manly form of power in the universe. Jesus Terminator is stronger than Chuck Norris combined with Cthulhu, but has a heart of pure gold. Alternatively, the phrase is used to describe macho manliness of an excessive magnitude.
Hey, dude, have you been working out? You look so Jesus Terminator today!
by Ditno June 6, 2011
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laidman's terms

Complex acts and emotions related to sex described by a sexually experienced man. Layman's terms--but from a man that has been laid.
Jack: "Hey Rob, how can you tell if a girl likes you?"
Rob: "Let me put this in laidman's terms for you. You know when a dog wags its tail and wipes it ass on the floor? It's like that."
Jack: "Nice pun dude!"
by youknowilikeribs August 7, 2010
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