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temperfect

temperfect adj.
tem·per·fect /ˈtɛm-pər-fikt/

Temporarily perfect; describing a work-in-progress that is flawless relative to everything its creator has conceived so far, yet destined to feel incomplete the instant a new idea appears.

The fleeting state in which a draft, design, or section of prose contains every thought the author had up to that point—until the next thought shows up.

Irrecoverably unique; once a temperfect work is lost (deleted, overwritten, corrupted, etc.), it can never be truly temperfect again, because no reconstruction can guarantee every nuance of the original moment’s insight.
Novelist’s Journal, 10 a.m.: “Chapter 12 is temperfect—all foreshadowing lines up, the dialogue snaps, the symbolism is spot-on.”

4 p.m.: Laptop drive fails before the draft is backed up.

Next morning: “I’m rewriting Chapter 12 from memory. The plot still works, but I can’t shake the feeling some sentence, some subtle echo, is missing. The temperfect version is gone forever.”
by Blake McBride May 13, 2025
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Temporachor

My favorite part of summer is breathing in the temporachor
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Temporary Australian

Temporary Australians is a definition that refers to an Australian who drives a motorcycle as a means of transportation.
Some guy driving a motorcycle
Other guy: “you see that guy there, he’s what we refer to as a temporary Australian
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Temporal Misalignment

Clearly the case. There is clearly some kind of temporal misalignment going on but, conversely, I don't know whether or not this works if there isn't one. So... Whatever. Um... This was not how this was supposed to work. I was doing a lot all at the same time and got lost in abstraction. So for that I'm sorry. This is confusing. Even for me. And I'm the greatest mind who ever lived. Well, for now at least. So that's saying a lot.
Hym "Uuuuummm... Yeah. Clearly some temporal misalignment. Can't really change it though or the antecedent chain doesn't lead to the group home.... Hmm... How would this have to work such that I don't fuck it up initially?"

Iam "Boo- The maintaining our entire consciousness after we reset and a hud would do it. Probably... Boong... Boong... Boong..."

Hym "Yeah... Yes it would... But if we don't reset we had to have not fucked it up at all... But if we affected anything in the past initially we couldn't have fucked anything up and all of this was necessary... Hmm... Well, then, excellent job me... Nah. It'll work out. Well, no, hold on. Refine the moral gradient and juxtapose an intersubjective moral gradient..."
by Hym Iam January 9, 2026
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The Temporary Contemporary

The Temporary Contemporary Gallery is situated in Sacramento, CA 95815.
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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Tea Temper

The result of insulting a wealthy English person into the upper class equivalent of a psychopathic rage; specifically, shaking so much that they spill their tea.

Not to be confused with talentless "musician" Tempah T.
David Cameron is owed a Tea Temper, all over his trust funded crotch.
by AndyTheRoo May 14, 2011
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Bush Temper

A next level temper tantrum. Generally followed with punching inanimate objects or throwing things. Sometimes accompanied by extreme profanity.
Holy shit! Did you see that dude's Bush Temper? I don't think they'll ever be able to remove that condenser from home boy's ass!
by NavlemNosaj January 11, 2016
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