Skittle-Swapping

the lude action of putting spread asshole to spread asshole and trading rabbit turds.

Bob- "Why are you walking funny?"

Bill- "Skittle-swapping. Gets me every time."

by RatMastaSREECH January 24, 2009

seapunk

The layer of sweat that collects on the back of your testicles

I must to take a shower to remove this seapunk.

by shelly kelly November 14, 2011

Sweapeays

Another word for tits or boobs.

God Damn, did you see the sweapeays on that girl?

by Allen Gilmore February 25, 2009

Sweapy

Meaning to feel sleepy while sweating. -Elijah

Are you feeling sweapy?

by Eftroo December 9, 2020

steapy

pronounced {stip-pee} derives from the documented genetic condition called steatopygia, which is defined by merriam webster as, "an excessive development of fat on the buttocks that occurs chiefly among women of some African peoples and especially the Khoisan"
ITS A BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL DISEASE

you see that female over, you see whats behind her, thats a steapy of epic proportions

by The brahli llama August 21, 2008

swapping stinks

To exchange fragrant bodily fluids with another.

She wouldn't be getting divorced, if she hadn't been SWAPPING STINKS with her assistant.

by LTMoney April 7, 2009

Swaptimize

Verb.

To switch places with one's partner in a highly coordinated fashion when showering together in order to optimize the mutual showering experience. This can be done for several reasons: i.e. to minimize water wasted or time spent shivering while outside the stream of water, etc. Generally, it results in the most economically efficient solution to shower sharing. Both partners get water when and only when they need it, and they still get to see each other naked. Win-win.

Other forms:
noun. swaptimization

Jeff: Yo, I heard you showering with your girl this morning. You guys need to hurry it up in there; the water bill is killing me!
Matt: Sorry, bro. She likes shower sex.
Jeff: I get that, but if you're gonna do it at least swaptimize the rest of the time. Shit's getting out of control.

by busterfly April 15, 2013