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harrys mum

that crash was hectic harrys mum is DEAD
by harrys dad May 15, 2022
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Jam-mum

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:

* Controversy

* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’
Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”
by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022
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mum tum

The loose, saggy skin and accompanying fat around a woman's midsection that remains after having a baby, which often persists even after returning to one's pre-pregnancy weight.

British English.
These stretchy high-waisted jeans are great for covering up mum tum!
by araneaeee December 1, 2016
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Sticky Mum

A woman who hasn't let motherhood interfere with her love of partying hard. Often seen in parks or cafes at the weekend, wearing sunglasses, swearing profusely and letting her children run wild.
We went to the pub for a quiet Sunday roast, but it was packed full of Sticky Mums and their bloody feral kids.
by Russell Dust May 10, 2018
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ralphs mum

The definition of a huge vag. Finding out that yo girl got a vag the size of the chicxulub crater!
Went down on Ralphs mum
Got lost for 62 years
by DrGer June 11, 2020
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Mum bore

Someone who can only talk about their children and nothing else.
How are you today?”

“Well Ethan has been awake all night and wasn’t great this morning” = Mum bore
by Kayinsane April 27, 2022
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MUMs The Word

A criticism pertaining the management, when criticising middle management or other useless and expensive building hold backs, Gölök Buday, the Black Jester would say "MUMs the word," going back to the 2000 election when Maharishi's university of Management started getting noticed, ala John Hageline.
Products would cost less if they spent less of tedious corporate bureaucracy, MUMs the Word!
by pornstitute August 16, 2023
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