strathangry

(Adj) The state of being strategically hangry.

I really wanted my daughter’s teacher to understand the urgency of this situation, so I intentionally skipped breakfast before my meeting with her so that I would have that STRATHANGRY edge.

by #NiceChickens February 4, 2018

Stretchgasm

The intense feeling of pleasure through out the body while stretching.

Dude I think I just had an stretchgasm

by Chri8801 June 12, 2018

Stretching Canvas

The unique art of stretching a guy’s scrotum over a woman’s face.

Me and my lady had fun last night. After we banged, I spread my ball sack over every inch of her face. It felt just like Stretching Canvas.

by Amishdong28 February 3, 2019

stretching the truth

Refers to the enormous sideways "expanding" of the "honesty line" (i.e., the "straight 'n' narrow" ink-trace that is drawn when the subject is not lying) that occurs whenever Hap Shaughnessy takes a polygraph test while reciting one of his grandiose tales of phenomenal past accomplishments/escapades.

When his fellow villagers disgustedly waved off his amazing tales of howling adventures and intrigue during his trip as an ambassador, Will Rogers indignantly snorted that he hoped that a building would fall in on him if he'd "padded the facts" at all about his recent political adventures, and a huge brick chimney immediately did collapse and shower him with bricks and powdery mortar-dust (he wasn't hurt -- no worries). Kind of a crude and "extreme" polygraph-device, but it did indeed show that Will had evidently been stretching the truth somewhat.

by QuacksO April 16, 2019

Stretchy Gretchy

Stretchy Gretchy is a phrase for a "thick snicker" boy that magically appears at class before everyone, even though you previously had passed him so you would assume that you would arrive to class before him. He has a distinct moustachhheeee as an eyebrow. He loves oranges and at lunch announces that "I like my girls as I like my oranges, Juicy." Girls tend to think that he has a skinny penis, and sultanas.

"Yo it's stretchy gretchy"

"YO GRETCHY"

"YOU STRETCHY"

by Salusalusiva September 12, 2019

strechtable

to be stretchy and move in ways like no other

“i am strechtable. wait i meant vegetable.”

by phebz713 October 19, 2019

stret

stress + fret

“I know you’re worried about the test, but don’t stret.”

by shirtsandpants December 13, 2020