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Anton Van Staaden

This guy has been bust doing it to his dogs while on drugs. Typically a SA aspergers case. Really gay man but pretends to be mentally disadvantaged and an emotionally basket case. In love with his housemate & porn. Drinks toilet water and alcohol excessively. Dishonesty and sadistic sums up an Anton. Most entitled person you'll even meet. Paranoid the world is planning revenge on him. Cant keep a friend or partner. RED FLAGS!!! Probably a serial killer. Should be featured on Police File. This guy hides behind a camera with picturing everyone naked. An embarrassing example of the apex species.
I met the most needy person today!
"It must have been Anton Van Staaden"
by The Noogie October 25, 2019
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Strafe

When firing a fully-automatic weapon, the action of pulling the trigger and sweeping the target area back and forth multiple times in order to minimize the effect of the weapon's relatively low accuracy.
"The terrorist targeted a crowd of ten American tourist with his AK-47 and strafed the group multiple times, massacreing them all."
by Sourbread February 2, 2005
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stranded walrus

when you trick a dirty fat girl at a party into thinking you want to fuck. then you take her into the bedroom tie her to the bed and tape her mouth shut so she moans like a walrus, and leave her dirty walrus ass
fo real that dirty fat bitch got the stranded walrus
by prestoner October 2, 2005
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straddler

A straddler is someone who rides or "straddles" the cock
not to be confussed with a smuggler who keeps it all on the inside.

A straddler is more than happy to have everone know he/she has just been for a ride on the ridgid rod of cock.
The style of the resulting walk can usually be used as an indication of the amount of time recently spend in the knob saddle.

note: this usually applies to gay men.
what's with the funny walk? are you a straddler?
you are nothing but a limp wristed cock straddler.
well hello Nigel do you fancy a bit of a straddle?
by cockstar2 June 29, 2011
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Female Dating Strategy

Female Dating Strategy Is a subreddit of full of women that warn and help other women understand the nature of males.
Great example is the post made earlier by a male calling these women “mentally ill and personality disordered women with CPTSD, bipolar, BPD and more” just because his nature is exposed by these women. Pointing out bad and manipulative behaviors by males is considered bashing.
Female Dating Strategy: red flag is when a male will call you crazy whenever you point out toxic or negative he is demonstrating.

Toxic male: A subreddit of mentally ill and personality disordered women with CPTSD, bipolar, BPD and more, bashing men constantly rather than focusing on actual dating strategies.
by Jejessau April 27, 2022
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strapes

A common sexually transmitted disease found among native mountain people of virginia.
"That dirty inbred Katy has got a nasty case of the strapes."
by Matt August 3, 2004
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stardenburdenhardenbart

It means "Cat" in German
"Kitty-Kitty-Kitty.
It's not working"

"Maybe he is German"

"stardenburdenhardenbart"

*Cat turns*
by Shin69 July 16, 2020
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