1. Immediately following anal sex, the man wipes an "S" with his shit-stained cock and balls in one of two places:
a. If doggystyle, then the "S" is wiped across her tramp-stamp spot (just above her ass crack)
b. If missionary, then the "S" is wiped across her forehead (which requires that her hair be pulled back)
The move is appropriately topped off with the money-shot mixed in with the shit residue.
2. A cookie
This move is distantly related to the Dirty Sanchez
a. If doggystyle, then the "S" is wiped across her tramp-stamp spot (just above her ass crack)
b. If missionary, then the "S" is wiped across her forehead (which requires that her hair be pulled back)
The move is appropriately topped off with the money-shot mixed in with the shit residue.
2. A cookie
This move is distantly related to the Dirty Sanchez
1. "Yeah, I gave Julie a Steaming Sausalito last night and she enjoyed every minute of it."
2. "For a warm melty chocolate experience, make a steaming sausalito by putting the cookie in the microwave for 20 seconds."
2. "For a warm melty chocolate experience, make a steaming sausalito by putting the cookie in the microwave for 20 seconds."
by Saucy Lito December 24, 2007

by Oofooflettuce December 21, 2017

When you sneak into someones house and shit on their kitchen counter. Preferably on a cheese platter next to some Fresh Havarti and some Ritz.
Tom totally pissed me off when he cock blocked me with that bitch, so I totally snuck into his house and left him a Steam-Cracker on his kitchen counter
by zzyyxxzyzyx April 23, 2011

Practically just vapor/ condensation but, cold steam is the term that “intellectuals” use. Is meant to be a joking way of saying something.
by _oof December 7, 2018

Jenny sucker me off so good I made her an honorary captian of of my tug boat! I said , "way to blow that Steam Whistle Honey" - Thought she'd get mad , she just laughed, let me blame it on the dog and smiled! Keep sucking Baby. :)
by Snapking September 23, 2016

The act of shitting on your partner's chest while they are in a crabwalk position. Your partner then proceeds to walk around the room in a crabwalk position until the shit cools.
"My girl and I went to Red Lobster last night, but it wasn't until we got home that I got to have the steamed crab!"
by Bananahammer August 20, 2009

by T34main October 11, 2019
