Squire’s-law

Squire’s-law: The most likely cause of an unsolicited offer is its unintended invitation.

Squire’s-law example: Using a search engine for the word ‘definition’, but mistyping and being contacted by a company called ‘deifinition’.

by Googledefs February 11, 2023

Bumble Squish

A species of mutant platypus monkeys, from an alternate universe, who spend their time entering our world through the magical portals we call 'dryers' and 'washing machines' to steal our socks and sell them on the black market for huge sums. The more daring ones have been known to steal both socks or even a pair of leggings. The only way to stop them is to pour a mixture of sour cream, pickle juice, and scrambled eggs (not soupy) into every washer/dryer load.

Look at this! Half my socks are gone! Damn those bumble squishes!

by IKnowStrangeThings June 3, 2010

bubba squish

Something that people say too much.. It's used for spur of the moment things. If you are socially awkward, you tend to say random things like potato, taco, or Pablo, and of course 'Bubba Squish', things that are not related to the conversation.

People sometimes say Bubba Squish to mock other people, such as "He's such a Bubba Squish."

Never call a girl a Bubba squish.

In general, Bubba Squish is used to fill in awkward conversations, or you just don't know what to say..

Stranger 1: "Andrew Golding says Bubba Squish too much."
Stranger 2 " Yeah. That kid is really awkward."

"Who is that?"
"Bubba squish!"
"wtf, What does that mean?"
"It's used for awkward people with awkward sayings."

Kid: "Hey, who are you going to the dance with?"
Girl: "Bubba Squish"
Kid: "Loser."

by pugman53 November 24, 2013

long squis

Squis is defined as a cigarette, thus long cigarette, above 6'7". Known for wearing black clothes and yellow shoes.

What's up Long Squis, are you feeling long today?

by Long Squis July 3, 2016

Country Squire

A Country Squire is a man who lives on an estate typically in a rural area. They're never alone so long as they have their principles. Country Squires believe in sustainability and living with the earth as opposed to on it by farming, herding, fishing, and utilizing natural resources for survival. Aside from living a somewhat hermit lifestyle Country Squires love their family, neighbors, and respect all women. They are a dying breed.

Rick became a Country Squire after he moved to Montana to homestead.

by rickaroni14 December 7, 2021

Squish

The way that cool young studenty types say Squash.

We got apple, orange, milk, water or pink squish.

by Last Chancer October 28, 2006

Squish

Fruit Concentrate Cordial that is diluted with water to make a refreshing drink.

A glass of orange squish
A jug of Lemon Barley squish

by Catherine & Rob June 21, 2006