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Split

A beatiful city in Croatia on the Dalmatian coast!
by ........... April 24, 2004
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head splinter

I don't know what a head splinter is, other than the obvious, but UD should never have approved the previous definition. Everyone knows that a song stuck in one's head is called an ear worm.
Dude 1: Man, I got a head splinter!

Dude 2: Do you want me to get my tweezers?

Dude 1: No, it's a song.

Dude 2: Don't be an idiot, that's called an ear worm!
by Lusty Lioness January 2, 2010
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Bolingbrook banana-split

The sexual act in which a male rubs his penis in between the butt cheeks of his partner, without any anal penetration, until ejaculation.
I heard Drew Peterson gave all his wives Bolingbrook banana-splits and the ones who refused ended up dead or missing.
by DP_lolingbrook May 17, 2009
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reticulating splines

Constructing network based functions that are defined by divisible intervals while approximating said network and composing it of pieces of simple functions defined on subintervals and joined at their endpoints with a suitable degree of smoothness.
Reticulating splines is the most complex step in the overall process.
by SC2000 December 22, 2008
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split critter

a vagina or the imprint of a pussy
im hunting the elusive split critter
by jackazz September 15, 2003
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Splinter Cell

The best stealth series of all time tied with Thief. Chaos Theory is the best. It is also the cure for cancer and aids.
Bob: "Hey you should play Splinter Cell Chaos Theory!"
Tim: "Hell no I want to play CoD: Same Shit Every Year!"
by You in the futute. May 21, 2014
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Where the good Lord split you

The area between the buttocks of a male or female; the vulva
If you're not careful where you sit, you could get a terrible rash where the good Lord split you.
by brotherbuil September 28, 2009
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