Spiked seltzer

a liquid of unknown origin, secreted from the genetails, usually of a sex worker,which has the texture and flavor of walmart brand seltzer water
Whoh candi are you okay, i heard you had a flare-uo of spiked seltzer .

Steve you make me so horny,fill up a wine glass with your spiked seltzer and demolish me as i drink it.
by fodueao spondonicles October 27, 2019
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Ice Spike

Ice Spike Is A ULB Meme In Ice Frostbite
From Germin
Even in YT
Also There's Is A Music About Ice Spike
Ice Spike Is A ULB Meme In Ice Frostbite
From Germin
Even in YT
Also There's Is A Music About Ice Spike
by Mr.Pico March 01, 2025
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Spike the doich

To smoke weed subtly. “Spike” meaning smoke, “doich” meaning weed
You want to meet up later and spike the doich *wink wink*
by Staarbucks June 18, 2022
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Jizz-Spike

Nick name for dumbasses named Austin who spike their hair with gel
"Hey Jizz-Spike, stop buying so many Snap-On tools"
"Fucking up again Jizz-Spike?"
by Jassuncle February 22, 2022
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Mike Spike

When you and your best bro poke each other in the penis with thumb tacks repeatedly.
Person 1 "My dick is still cut from that Mike Spike last week"
Person 2 "You're welcome"
by Sloppy Seth October 20, 2017
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Spiked Horchata Ice Luge

It’s a snowball, except with a luge. And there’s extra stuff in it.

A woman who is lactating gives a blowjob to a man, while he is squeezing her nipples so the milk runs down her stomach. After he cums in her mouth, she spits it out onto her stomach. Then he laps up everything, going from tits to pussy, and eats her out.
I can’t get enough of that spiked horchata ice luge on my pregnant girlfriend.
by FFislyfe \m/ August 28, 2023
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mud spike

A common word for pooping in an area where there is no soil readily available, such as Antartica.
The professor grew a large mud spike outside his tent. It was froze solid in just two minutes!!
by Butch the fisherman June 25, 2003
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