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german shizer

often referred to as a "shit mouth" it is when a man, usually german, moves his bowels(shits) in the womans mouth during sex. Not to be confused with dirty sanchez.
"mom, why did I see you in a german shizer movie?"
by John Stucko March 31, 2003
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smize

To smile with your eyes according to Tyra Banks.
Your picture will look so much better when you smize.
by smizey July 14, 2009
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Man-size

1) Any cup, mug, container, or carrying device that can satisfy the needs of a man.

2) Referring to the size of a cup of coffee that is 20 ounces or more.

3) Any sized carrying instrument with the intended purpose of fulfilling a man.

4) Any long and skinny shaped thing that is 23 inches long.

5) The size of an axe, truck, or Empire State Building.

6) Refers to the size of man problems
1) That sure is a man-sized tupperware container

2) "One man-sized, weak, skinny, vanilla latte, with extra foam and 4 sweetners please" "Here's your bucket sir!"

3) That woman is man-sized.

4) Wow, that foot-long isn't quite man-sized.

5) That spade is almost man-sized

6) "my hands are weak" "that sure is a man-sized problem you have there!"
by A Dancing Camel January 19, 2009
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Average size

Just a bit bigger than yours
Chad: "mine is average size 😎😎😎"
Brad: "and mine is slightly smaller :((((((((((((((((((((("
by bigbazzascott June 23, 2021
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fun sized

emily(a short person): hey whats up??
michael(tall person): nothin much. guess what?
emily: what?
michael: your fun sized!
by Mr. Zdawg May 3, 2008
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boob size

The size of a woman's boobs.
Annie, Megan and Jess were at a sleepover.

"Hey Megan, what's your boob size?" Anne asked.
"A..." Megan said, blushing.
Jess was shocked, "My God girl, your a child! Mine are H!"
"What?" Megan replied, "They look like Ds!"
"Most people are confused about breast sizes." said Jess nonchalantly.
"Yeah, what most people really think is a D is actually the boob size H!" said Anne.
"Plus, most people are sized wrong!"said Jess.
"So, you might actually be a B!" said Anne. Megan smiled.
by monkeyface4568 April 13, 2014
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swizeet

saying sumthing is; sweet, wowzerz, awesum, and amazing all at the same time
i made up this swizeet skate trik yesterday

word?
by attitudegurl721 January 31, 2005
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