super soaker

a weapon banned on 7 different continents

scout:*whips out super soaker*
spy:*screaming*
sniper*hiding behind spy*

by raybeez February 18, 2022

bean soaker

Someone who soaks bean before they cook them.

Girl 1: "I head john soaks his beans before he cooks them!"

Girl 2: "Wow what a bean soaker"

by NickTheKick March 18, 2022

Super Soaker

A fat person when they splash into a pool

Person 1: Who made that big splash?
Person 2: It’s that super soaker over there.

by 👃🏿Quandale Dingle👃🏿 July 27, 2022

croaker soaker

A very massive wet poop, which is usually really smelly. It is also known to refer to the sound it makes, when filling up the pot. Croaker soakers usually happens when someone consumes baked beans.

When Bob pulled his hammy off his work truck, he had to take a massive croaker soaker.

Woah dude, be right back. Got to take a gigantic croaker soaker upstairs.

by Aconnelly16 January 28, 2023

mormons soaking mormons

mornification

Soak me sweetheart (mormon) - mormons soaking mormons

by 15-0519-150-1059 March 4, 2023

lbs soaking wet

A phrase that expresses that someone is very lightweight. The phrasing of the term itself shows that even accounting clothing, water weight, etc, they are still very light and that the estimate is a maximum.

You look 70 lbs soaking wet. Eat a hamburger.

by ominousluminous September 14, 2023

tea soaker

when you lay comfortably with your balls in someones face for an extended period of time, preferably while relaxing with a cup of tea

Lupinoni would rather be a tea soaker than a teabagger any day of the week

by Vivi Chan the Dragon December 2, 2023