Boner snoring

When you take a Viagra and an ambien at the same time

Dude, I fully when boner snoring last friday and my girl is fully disappointed

by Punkazilla April 17, 2015

rock sharing

Eating pop rocks while making out.

"We were rock sharing earlier and i think she has a thing for it." pop rocks

by rex godd January 10, 2016

road snaking

Road Snaking or "Road Snakin" refers to a man who whores around and travels from women to woman while on the road to happiness.

"Dude Tony has been fucking a lot of girls lately"
"Yeah Nigga, He been road snaking all month"

by ArkhamKRogue May 31, 2016

Water snaking it

When two gay men one uncircumcised and the other circumcised dock their penises and then one or the other men masturbate both of them with each stroke using the uncircumcised persons foreskin. When reaching a climax in this circumstance the act of orgasming compounded with the near watertight seal of one cock inside another, often causes a sticky and unpredictable explosion of semen around the edge of the outer docked pensis' foreskin. Similar to the effect of holding ones thumb over the end of a water hose. This semen spray effect when Water Snaking it is often called a backdraft. Note, because pain is normal for the backdraft recipient, finishing first is often a race between the stroker and strokee.

At the end of their date, the two gay lovers masturbated by water snaking it. They took turns simultaneously stroking their docked penises until one "Back drafted" inside of the others penis.

by WordOfTheDay83 November 19, 2016

time-sharing

"Social multitasking" --- spending "quality time" with two or more "close friends" (i.e., pals whom you are so comfy with that you don't mind being "up close and personal" with them.

Time-sharing can be lots of fun and wonderfully soul-soothing emotional support for everyone involved... for example, a big flexible-limbed dude can either take a relaxing country-lane stroll hand-in-hand with his two favorite chicks ambling placidly along on either side, or he can sit on a park-bench between his two blinky-eyed admirers and cradle one of the nice girls in each arm. Or a warm-hearted cutie can lift up her t-shirt and "suckle" two "milk-thirsty" guys at once, or she can lounge back into one guy's arms while casually draping her legs over into another mushy-hearted male admirer's lap so that he can massage her feet and knead her calves.

by QuacksO March 28, 2017

dm sharing

A person who behind your back shares your private messages to invade your privacy,

For fuck sake Sally you shared our conversation.No one likes Dm sharing!

by Bob Dylans Ball Sack June 25, 2017

hate snoring

When your significant other goes to bed mad at you and snores as loud as possible to keep you up.

His hate snoring kept me up all night! As if arguing before bed wasn't enough, that fucker proved he could annoy me and Piss me off even while sleeping!

by Mstebby99 August 10, 2017