smoob

the act of smothering with boobs

When grandma hugs me, I dread being smoobed by her saggy Double E's.

by Marcraine February 10, 2008

smojob

Named after Smo-----------------------When too girls suck a guys dick at the same time but rather than taking in it in the back of their throat they both suck on the sides of it at once. So they pleasure you and you watch them make out from either side of your dick

Damn those girls gave me the best smojob i've ever had, They made me cum in buckets!!!!

by Stefan Smo,,,,, January 24, 2003

smood walka sztylee

A special type of walk, only cool crazy guys can do before they smoke some dust.

Im a smood walka stylee, BIATCH!!!

by biatch November 14, 2003

Smoodge

v. to squeeze between two people unceremoniously and without invitation.

Chantel: Emily, stop trying to smoodge between me and Taylor.
Emily: But there's no room anywhere else!!!

by EMYB111 November 3, 2010

Smooch

Man or woman who tries to romantically be with you
for the purpose of freeloading

I broke up with her because she was a {smoocher}

,, what a {smooch}, can you believe that?

Never again will i date a {Smooch}.

She tried to move in to my apartment pretending to be my girlfriend to live off of my $,,, what a {smooch}

by UCANTCMESBG April 12, 2011

smoob

verb - definition. To smile with one's breast.

Did you see the was she was standing there looking at that guy? She was totally smoobing.

by Bill.i.am September 23, 2009

Smoo

A well known nickname for someone who is incredibly short, better than gnome, dwarf or oompa loompa. Also commonly used for as a nickname for Joanna.

Joanna is also commonly known as Smoo.

by Ms McGonagall March 29, 2011