spinuation

A small, knobbly raised protrusion consisting of cartillage below one's kneecap

below my kneecap is just a morass of knobbly spinuations

by horzaman April 10, 2009

Slutuation

the act of a man having fun...meeting a woman and dating her. He then has his life ruined cuz she's fucking half the guys she works with and trying for all the others she knows. A complete attention monger.

Johnny met a girl and thought he had a nice girl named Jess O. Now he's in a real slutuation cuz she fucks all the boys at work and lies about it

by JayKohan September 4, 2013

Sextuationship

Having a sexual relationship with someone that you are not exclusive with.

I'm in a sextuationship with two different people.

by SMarieN January 13, 2015

daniel radcliffe situation

when you dance with a random girl at a club and the next day, you go to extremes to find out who that random girl was.

"After that random brawd kissed me last night at the club, I couldn't get her out of my mind, and I've been asking everyone I know if they know this girl!"
"Dude, you have a daniel radcliffe situation..."

by Matt HT May 12, 2008

situational autism

When someone suddenly becomes unable to function in select situations. Typically around a celebrity or an attractive woman.

Tom: So, as I was saying, this new stimulus bill...
(Attractive woman walks in)
Tom: ummmmmm
Hot Chick: Excuse me?
John: Sorry, Tom suffers from situational autism.

by tom.van May 2, 2010

Shituation

Shituation - pronounced like "situation": def. the sudden realization of an impending intestinal commotion of some sort, but most commonly used when referring to the need to get to the nearest bathroom facilities that will hopefully provide the privacy and comfort needed in order to assure a smooth delivery of the offending intestinal ordnance.

Todd: Hey man, take the next exit...I feel a serious shituation coming on!

Joe: I know, right?

by Backandforth November 24, 2011

situations

used in conjunction with "like these" to express despair and/or amusement at a given occurrence.

"i've just stabbed myself in the eye with a serving utensil whilst dishing up some quiche... and just before my hot date, too"
"situations like these..."

by tree September 21, 2004