Sleeping Suzie

Plugging your butthole with the nose of sleeping friend/family member/whomever you please

Late at night i enjoy pulling sleeping suzies on my sister

by Zth The Wild thang October 16, 2006

Stepping on your dick

Cock blocking yourself, getting into a situation where you fuck your own stupid ass over.

"Stepping on your dick"

Having your best friend Joseph remind you of your dumb ass getting busted when you were cheating on your girlfriend, while you all are having a lovely dinner together.

Noe kept "Stepping on his dick" because he was trying to fuck his girlfriend and a neighbor slut, Define Slut:(Side piece) or (Daddy's little cum dumpster). However he wasn't smooth enough and he kept getting busted while inserting his junk up into his sluts love pipes or piss flaps.

by Jaxs-ATX March 12, 2014

sleeping papers

During school, you crumple up a few papers and place them in the back of your binder, then open your binder to the front, place your head on the paper, and you have an extremely comfortable pillow. These papers are usually old and unnecessary for the rest of the year.

"Use that old sheet for some sleeping papers! Itll give you a good sleep during english"

by ednamw April 2, 2010

two stepping

Like skanking, skank pits, etc. but at a hardcore show. It's usually more aggressive and faster.

did you see that guy two step?

by Spencer Young September 13, 2005

Vaggy slapping

Repeated slapping of the vagina

I gave Bertha a good old vaggy slapping yesterday

by mike_ss February 12, 2007

Sleeping Off

When someone is masturbating in their sleep.

Miranda: "Elias isn't at school because he's probably doing his two favorite things - sleeping and masturbating."
David: "He's probably doing them at the same time. He's sleeping off!"

by Rain Panda March 12, 2011

ass slapping

The act of a woman bending down as if she was touching her toes while thrusting her ass up and down a males genital area commonly performed at college parties involving loud music and alcohol

I was ass slapping him so hard last night my legs hurt!

by Billy Bob Bob Bob December 16, 2008