Simul txt

When one purposfully simutaneously text messages multiple friends on one text message and makes the message look as though it was only intended for one recipient.
An often very annoying occurance especially if your you are with a friend and you both just got the same message but on you each your phones.

Friend1: "Hey Will wants to know what Im up to tonight" Friend2: "That fucker, I just got the exact same message" Friend1: "well I guess his bitch ass is simul txt-ing again"

by mojo8772 March 7, 2009

Slimulator

The act of simulating what you'd look like if you were a bit more toned and slim. Usually this means sucking in your gut, or pulling up your tummy in the mirror.

ME: Hey, do you think this swimsuit would look good on me?
YOU: I think it could, but run it through the slimulator first.
ME: Ugggh, yeah I already did. I'll have to shed a few pounds to successfully pull it off.

by reallypedantic September 13, 2012

Sikula

This lady is a true lady. Sexy with a mind to match. Brunette, monogamous, successful, great in her own right. No one compares. Style and grace she rules the roost. Class and an ass, and that's just a bonus. You get a dinner made by her-take it. This is who they sail ships for yo. She wins your heart on no other level, a Queen. Thank God every day she's alive.

Jack: I tried for a month just to see her. This one isn't easy. Sikula won my heart.

Seth: I'd sell my left nut just to get 5 minutes. The brass ring.
Jack: Stop covetting my girl. I love her. There is no other.

by Mine4479 October 4, 2012

exactly similar

When two things are somewhere between exactly the same and somewhat similar.

Damn I think we paid them twice by mistake.. look these two amounts are exactly similar!

Those twins look exactly similar

by hellznrg February 25, 2011

Stimulator

What I must have in order to live. See also coffee.

Quite the dilemma: your brain or your coffee.

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003

simulationist

A name that people who design and build simulations for a living call themselves, which has never caught on with the general public, despite endless attempts.

"Simulationist." "Who?" "Simulationist, man! The legendary career field?...forget it."

by thelonegraffitist November 2, 2014

ASS SIMILATOR

A Guy who pretends to be a Homo as to reap it's many benifits- such as : Tight pants, Pink shirts, Shopping, Oprah, Speedo's, Australia, Compact cars, Large cars, Leather hats and Thin cigarettes !!!

That Oprah watching ASS SIMILATOR over there with the tight pants over his speedo- who deffinitely owns a compact car with a kangeroo sticker on it , just took the last Leather hat. GODDAM SMOKER !!!

by Ryan Angel September 4, 2006