silly

1) To be funny in a cute way
2) To be funny in a neardy, weird way

1) When my baby sister dances around with a pail on her head, she looks so silly!
2) Those guys look way silly when they have all their role-playing capes and gear on.

by rachel September 11, 2004

stay salty

keep having a bitter attitude; stay rude

I like your attitude; stay salty.

by princ.e.ss September 11, 2016

silky johnson

arose from the player hater of the year, Silky Johnson. Denotes a dapper-dressing man, usually sporting polyester. Always ready with a witty quip to defame someone.

"That nigga'z a reel silky johnson."

"Bucknasty, what can i say about that suit that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan.. It looks bombed-out and depleted.." -Silky Johnson

by jimmy j souf side STL July 3, 2004

Silky

Soft and shiny smooth to the touch also can be a sexual stimulant

Chad caressed Kiersten's long blonde silky hair as she gave him a blowjob!

Chad rubbed his dick in Kiersten's long blonde silky hair and cummed all over it!

Chad licked Kiersten's silky blonde pussy hair before he fucked her!

by SlopNChop December 2, 2016

Salty Brine

n. Commonplace amongst the initiated in the state of Rhode Island. Describes a situation where a man is copulating with a woman and is about to ejaculate. The man pulls out of the woman then proceeds to ejaculate in her face while shouting "No school Foster Glocester!" while she is covered in a salty liquid.

Check it out! Someone just made a Rhode Island porn, complete with clamcakes and a Salty Brine money shot!

Derived from deceased radio personality Salty Brine

by Nitsuj Nenittneb April 3, 2008

silly-having

said of small children who are engaged in a non-dangerous activity (and are not misbehaving morally or otherwise) that is considered silly by adults.

a boy comes home, takes his pet hamster out out of its cage, and brings him out into the backyard, and puts said hamster on the grass in the yard. the hampster starts running away.

The boy's mother starts yelling : Peter you silly-having troglodithe, bring Jerkins ( the hamster) back in immediately. I need to feed him. Besides, looking for your lost pet hamster in the dead of night is a silly activity.

Peter: okay, hang on mom, let me go find Jerkins.

by Sexydimma September 5, 2012

salty finger

When fish and chips are ordered in a chinese take away and they ask you if you would like salt and vinegar.

Chinese assistant :Salty finger sir?
Customer :What?
Chinese assistant :Sal-ty fi nger...
Customer :You mean salt and vinegar?
Chinese assistant :Yas sir, salty finger.

by Grant_man February 16, 2009