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Pick and Shovel Girl 

Another term for a gold digger.

(Gold Digger: A person, generally a woman, whose romantic pursuit of, relationship with, or marriage to a wealthy person is primarily or solely motivated by a desire or pursuit of money or other financial-based gifts or services. An opportunist).
I attended a recent social function and within the first ten minutes of conversation with a woman I had been introduced to I could tell she was nothing more than a pick and shovel girl.
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blinis from a shovel

Hey, do you want to have blinis from a shovel by the shit fountain together sometime?

Alabama Snow Shovel

Bust a load into your sister's mouth and then immediately slap her acrossed the face with a spatula, causing your sister to spit your cum all over your grandmother's face.
You and your sister aren't allowed at your grandmother's anymore, she wasn't very pleased with your Alabama Snow Shovel.

Alaskan snow shovel 

It is when you and 3 or more men grab a snow shovel and ejaculate on it to "fill it up" then thrown it on one of the boys partners
He Frank me and the boys are going to do an Alaskan snow shovel on my gf are you in!

Mississippi steam shovel

The sexual act of shitting on your partners chest, then using your erect penis to scoop up the shit and shovel it into their mouth.
My girlfriend wanted to try something new in bed, so I gave her the old “Mississippi steam shovel”

South Asian Shovel

A sub set of dogging involving a scat fetish and a van.
I went to a car park in Cheltenham last night and saw a 70 year man perform the South Asian Shovel on his partner in the back of Transit
South Asian Shovel by anonymous February 1, 2026

At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water

A wry remark intended to make light of da fact dat a period of da winter has been very rainy.
Jokingly telling fellow adults dat, "At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water" may indeed make them feel better about a drearily-wet portion of da end/beginning-of-year season, but small children may not be over impressed or cheered by said statement, since they would much prefer to have snow dat dey could go out and play in.