Shovel

A "shovel" in slang has several definitions:

1.) An unpleasant person who is not helping the situation; a prick.

2.) A male hoe.

3.) Shoveling is to spread fake or bias information on a local level; to spread bullshit.

Example for definition No. 1:

"That guy - Alfred Cockburns, he's such a shovel."
"I agree."

Example for definition 2:
"I'm thinking Vlad is a good guy."

"Nah, have you heard about it? He's a shovel, he tried with that girl yesterday."

Example for definition No. 3:

"That drama that's going about you in school is so fake. I wonder who did it."

"I think Samuel shoveled."

by YoHomeBoiKiwi44 February 27, 2018

Rusty Shovel

Let someone shit all over your dick then Shovel the shit into the bitch's mouth.

Melissa immediately regretted allowing Derek to give her a Rusty Shovel.

by Mimi420 August 29, 2021

When Shit Breaks The Shovel

"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.

"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.
Person 1- Yeah man, we had to break up do to some things we could change.
Person 2- That sucks bro, sometimes the shit breaks the shovel.

by CountryBoyTex July 11, 2021

Shovel Kids

Retards, general handicap people who made it into everyday life, making it harder for you. Their parents should have got a shovel and buried them in the back yard

Look at that shovel kid over there..

by going to hell May 2, 2005

within shoveling distance

Being in close enough proximity to a person, place or thing that one could reasonably assume you could bury a body and still get away without getting caught or found out.

“Hey, where's Tom these days?” “Oh. he's within shoveling distance.”

by Trixie Lynn Freebush January 20, 2021

Shovel Jaw

When someone has a jawline that is very wide, in resemblance with a shovel head

Jason: Yo dude look at my jawline
Jack: Damn thats nice look at mine
Jason: You have a shovel jaw

by urg34278g5ryw4er8ewgr8 July 2, 2020

Minecraft Shovel

A Minecraft tool. Used to make grass path blocks.

Example :
Guy 1: "Hey! I got my Minecraft Shovel, don't worry!"
Guy2: "Bro, seriously, who uses that?"
Guy1:"*sad noises*"

by Lilas_gaaxance June 12, 2020