Shitmup

A point where you can't think very clearly and you have trouble remembering something so simple.

Bob: wats the thing called that allows you to talk without seeing the person?
Other Bob: the phone?...
Bob: YA! thats it!
Other Bob: oh my... YOU JUST HAD A SHITMUP!

by DC&AB July 4, 2008

Shitphoon

A situation that is, was, or will be completely fucked up. A sequence of events that much like a fierce Typhoon leaves only misery in its wake, which is the origin of its name. It's like a great Typhoon, but instead of wind and rain, it's made up of Shit and Piss. Once you're in a Shitphoon run to your happy place shelter, because it's only going to get worst.

Guy 1: "Dude! A teacher found your pot!"

Guy 2: "What the Fuck! Are you kidding me!?"

Guy 1: "Eric was passing it around during class."

Guy 2: "What the Fuck Eric! What the Hell am I supposed to do?"

Guy 1: "I don't know dude, but don't show up to school today, you'll be walking right into a Shitphoon."

by The Four Heavenly Kings February 17, 2010

shitplatypus

A big turd that spalshes you on your asshole

Ahh shit that shitplatypus just left a wet ring on my boxers!!

by jenny ros March 4, 2011

Shitaphernalia

shi·a·pher·na·lia   /ˌshitəfərˈneɪlyə, -fəˈneɪl-/ shit-uh-fer-neyl-yuh, -fuh-neyl-

noun

1. ( sometimes used with a singular verb ) incredible amount of RANDOM equipment, apparatus, or furnishings
2. ( used with a plural verb ) personal belongings randomly misplaced in an unnatural location.

Let's go! Did you pack all your shitaphernalia?

My girlfriend keeps all her shitaphernalia in her glove compartment.

by MrBornSlippy November 9, 2012

Shitpit

A town or area, known for being incredibly dismal. It lacks any fun social activities, resources, and an adequate police force to stop crime. In other words, the slums.

"Wow, this place is an absolute dump. What a shitpit."

by cbreezy February 12, 2013

shitpocolyps

fires of shit will cover the earth while shit rains down fueling the shitfire

we are all gona die in the 2014 shitpocolyps

by rawdogkilla November 10, 2013

shitpool

A batch of random shit.

"Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116" is a shitpool of letters

by ColeslawProductions February 24, 2014