bag of shite

cheap product or car which is not good. Paul Calf catchphrase. When your team lose. Anything detrementel.

Your website is a bag of shite. they played like a bag of shite. Kingys a bag of shite.

by papa Steve August 27, 2006

Rim Shitter

To forego the toilet seat when one takes a dump. To park your ass on cold porcelain when defecating.

Toilet seats are for chicks, dude. I'm a Rim Shitter like a man should be!

by Rim Shitter November 30, 2017

Shiste

A useful substitute for the word "shit". This G-Rated slang is to be used in public settings, such as school when your teacher wouldn't approve of you saying "shit".

Principal "Maria, you have a detention because your skirt is too short"

Maria "Shiste!"

by thekooker December 7, 2010

shiteater

a bottom feeder, a person who aint bout shit, a loser.

a person who deserves to be shitted on.

she aint bout shit, she's a shiteater.
shiteaters need love too, lol!
once a shiteater always a shiteater.

by JoeBrown80 March 25, 2017

ninja shitter

Someone who disappears into thin air, only to reemerge from the bathroom fresh from taking a shit.

-Hey, where did Mike go?
-I don't know, he didn't tell anyone where he's going

~10 mintues pass by~

-Oh there he is coming out of the bathroom
-Damn it, Mike's such a ninja shitter

by CSCC September 30, 2010

Phantom Shitter

An individual who, in secret, defecates in a location other than a toilet, for the purpose of creating humor and/or havoc. The practice is more common anywhere large collections of male humans cohabitate, such as in college dorms and military barracks, but may occur at any time, in any place, regardless of the demographics of the locale. Naval lore suggests that the practice dates back to World War II.

"The Phantom Shitter has struck again"

A prime example may be found in the first ten minutes of the film "Flight of the Intruder" when the Phantom Shitter strikes the XO's ashtray.

by sir poopiepants April 18, 2006

The Shite

Synonym for Liverpool FC. i.e. fans, players, entire club.

i.e. "we are playing The Shite on Saturday". Meaning "we are playing Liverpool on Saturday". Interestingly this term ONLY applies to Liverpool FC, not to any other football club.

by Two Duncs October 8, 2008