Sweat T Shirt Contest

1.) When someone completely soaks their white t-shirt to the point that it becomes see-through.

2.) A direct result of overactive perspiration in an embarrassing public setting.

Dude 1: Hey bro, that was an intense game of b-ball
Dude 2: Fuckin' right dude, I'm totally rockin' a Sweat T Shirt Contest right now.
Dude1: Fuckin' gross, man!

by vinnyp7676 January 18, 2010

t-shirt

Typical protective fabric covering of the fashionably lazy, so named for the T-shape it has when laid flat. T-shirts may be short- or long-sleeved and often feature witty phrases emblazoned in a variety of interesting and hard-to-read fonts.

He wore a T-Shirt and jeans, neither the worse for being stored carefully on his bedroom floor.

by geekycat December 28, 2005

t-shirt

Dangerous when wet

The girl had on a wet t-shirt and all I could think about was what I would do after we got it off.

by dictionary April 9, 2003

T Shirt Time

Term used by the cast of "MTV's Jersey Shore" or MVP: Mike Vinny Pauly. T-Shirt Time is when you're sitting in the living room in your white beater or any colored tank top before actually putting on your shirt. In other words... "It's the shirt before the shirt."

"You know what time it is, it's t shirt time."

by D-Evil man October 19, 2010

Shirtless Sawyer

Used as a nonsense response to threads on the "Lost" iMDB message boards not deemed worthy of a proper reply. Variations include: Mopless Kevin, Lifeless Locke, Waltless Michael, Caneless Nestor.

Original Poster: Whatever happened to Rose and Bernard?

Responding Poster: Shirtless Sawyer.

by Benry_Lale May 23, 2009

shithead

1. A narrowminded or ignorant waste of food, water, and air who usually is inpolite to those with seniority and/or is soveriegn; smacktard; bigot

2. One who is not intelligent enough to use a coherent insult and therefore uses insults such as gay, nigger. They usually can't even piece these together to a half decent insult.

That shithead thinks furries fursuit and screw each other.

"I will go to a game where I am a complete newb and be disrespectful to veterans! I think I shall call them 'Sheep fucker wannabe nigger jew lizard'."

by Berkie April 10, 2004

striped shirt

A male, usually found at an establishment where alcohol is served and socialization is encouraged (i.e. bars and clubs) who dons not only a vertically striped dress shirt, but also over-gelled hair, retarded, a multitude of identically accessorized friends, and a glass of Diet Red Bull and overpriced vodka.

Any of all of the following attributes may also apply:

1. Has an entry-level job at a bank or in middle management, but tries to act like he's got money in the bank.

2. Usually has a dismal view of women, either referring to them as "bitches" when women inevitably reject their pathetic advances, or as "sluts" when women actually accept an invitation to come over for "after hours"

3. Actually uses the word, "brah" to refer to other friends.

4. Constantly applies derrogatory, homophobic terms and situations to other associates. For example, "Dude, stop sucking Dave's dick, you fag! You both are full of shit!"

5. Will have slept with "the ugly, fat one" not out of altruism as a wingman, but desperation.

6. Grown-up frat boy in his mid to late-twenties

Was first refereced in www.thephatphree.com in the popular article, "Look at My Striped Shirt! Fucking Look at it!"

Bartender: "Last call!"

Cocktailer No.1: "Check out two two striped shirts over by the door, trying to hit on those chubby girls"

Cocktailer No.2: "Ugh, how sad...They're striking out."

by Victorius L.I.U. April 15, 2007