Snarkometer

A scale (like the Richter scale for earthquakes) which measures the snarkiness of a comment.

Her comment about past sexual abuses by the Church registered a 7 on the snarkometer.

by Newlingophile June 4, 2018

Snark

When Alyshea looks at you from a side angle, depicting a disturbingly accurate resemblance to a shark

Alyshea is facing away from you
Holy shit you snarking b

by Thaitanic June 4, 2018

Snarkle

Catching the bubbles of farts from a friend in your mouth while swimming under water.

Just ate a burrito so lets play snarkle

by Morinonaka March 11, 2018

snarkle

someone or something acting in the ridiculously over the top way ; sometimes can be the nicer version of a bitch

Emily is such a snarkle.

by gayoverload August 10, 2018

Snark

When you cover someone else's nose with your mouth and cover their mouth with your hand and blow into their nose.

Usually performed on people that are intoxicated, lightly or otherwise however, mostly on people that don't know its coming.

I am going to snark you if you don't shut up right now!

by No_Bacon May 15, 2019

Snarky

A sarcastic and slightly irritable person you probably met on Tinder, who won't stop messing with your head. Most likely studies humanities.

You know I went on a date with that girl Karen. She was snarky af.

by CowboyHenk July 17, 2019

Snarksenal

Arsenal of snarky barbs.

Thanks for explaining what "fish wife" means. Another gem for my snarksenal.

by OG-BB1966 July 26, 2019