Clam Slapping

An activity that lesbians and curious young women do to each other to relief stress. Involves two females pressing their "clams" against each other and making thrusting motions to maximize their pleasure.

My lesbian friend loves clam slapping with her girldfriend.

by El Malo December 21, 2005

Fist slapping the eagle

This happens when a man whips out his cock and slaps another person in the face with it while jumping through the air.

Jacob wnet out and started fist slapping the eagle because he knew a few people who had angered him that day.

by Editor man March 4, 2008

Salmon Slapping

When you slap a salmon on your penis until you cum then proceed to wipe up said cum with the tail and smear it onto your anus.

I watched a guy salmon slapping in the parking lot...

by Salmon_Slapper May 23, 2017

scrapple

Everything but the oink!
Scrapple Ingredient list:
Snouts, Tails, Hooves, Hearts, Lips, Ears, Assholes, Eyeballs, Livers, Spleans, Tongues, and its primary ingredient CORN MEAL.

Hey Hon, Butchy Jr. wunts s'more SCRAPPLE wif his eggs. We gotta fill'em up b'fore da Raybm's game. Kick aufs in a aff our.

by Telephone Repairman November 30, 2007

slappybag

When a guy cant stop mastubating, or having homosexual sex.

Lenny cant control his slappybag.

by vivians_hot December 17, 2006

slappin' the bag

A drinking game in which you slap a cheap bag of wine (conveniently found inside a box of wine) and than take a big gulp from it. Known to create treasured memories you don't remember and pounding hangovers.

Duude, I was slappin' the bag way too many times last night, my head is killing me!

by goutalout December 8, 2010

super market monkey slapper

When you whack off in the car while your mom is in the supermarket shopping.

Hey,I saw Zak in the supermarket parking lot doing the ol' Super Market Monkey Slapper! And he smiled at me, that sick fucker!

by ben de la cruz March 30, 2005