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Normal Person: We need to listen to science!
Donald Trump: *confused screaming
by TROLLKING9001 August 28, 2020
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Conservative Scapegoat Artist

A slang word for Conservative figures in the media that try to put the blame on Liberals for all of America's woes regardless of who is at fault. Conservative Scapegoat Artists tend use half truths or down right lies to promote Prejudice against Liberals.
Conservative Scapegoat artists are behind tend to thrive on the Social Divide.
by ????^_^???? August 29, 2007
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SCIENCE!

The event in which, while gaming, something unexpected happens and you need to explain why.

Alternatively it is used to explain why you are doing something difficult or boring but provides rewards on completion.

Finally it can be used as a good old exclamation in everyday life.
Example 1)

*Character is floating in mid-air*
Observer: What!? How is that possible!?
Gamer: SCIENCE!

Example 2)

Observer: Why are you going all the way over there for a sword?!
Gamer: because SCIENCE!

Example 3)
Person: SCIENCE!
by Jigsaw232 September 2, 2011
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surface science

Not to be confused with pseudoscience or fringe science, where the individual attempts to use science to explore outrageous theories, instead surface science is conducted by those individuals who have absolutely no firm understanding of scientific methodologies or experimentation and attempt to use what little knowledge they have to research and explore completely believable, realistic claims.
The inconsistent and weak theories offered by many commercial pick-up artists to explain human attraction fails to take into account psychological, sociological, and general scientific principles, and are therefore practicing surface science, while trying to pass it off as genuine fact.
by poserboarder January 5, 2011
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Country Science

long standing practices used by people who live in rural areas that have little or no basis in science
Grandson: man these flies are all over the food
Grandmother: fill a plastic bag with water and put a penny in it then hang it up. It'll keep them away
Father: that is some Country Science son

man: my hand is itching really bad
old woman: that mean some money is coming into your life.
man: you are crazy that is just Country Science.
by Isaiah Bradley June 28, 2011
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Science Bless You (SBY)

Science Bless You (SBY): The proper response one gives to an individual that sneezes who does not believe in paganistic rituals or fairy tales.
Science Bless You (SBY)

Mike sneezed into his hand.

Adam, " SBY my friend, SBY"

Mike; " Thanks man, it was a nasty one."
by Imade Bigbrown August 11, 2010
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science chubby

A penile swelling in response to positive scientific results, and or particularly fly equipment
After observing the elemental analyzer emitting a 10,000 kelvin argon plasma flame, I had a science chubby.
by Keven "big" Johnson July 31, 2006
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