Schmuck

Hanna, Hanna is a jokeman

Hanna is such a schmuck

by Lolsnd October 19, 2019

Schmuck

Hanna is a jokeman

Shmick schmuck

by Lolsnd October 19, 2019

Schnucker

A person who almost exclusively shops at Schnucks

What a Schnucker! They won't even go to Whole Foods!

by Family Shopper October 31, 2019

Schmuck

Your an idiot and only black people can say it

Your a schmuck you bastard

by Abdinasirthefazekid November 6, 2019

Schmuck

Idiot basically

Albie is a schmuck

by Elvi14 April 5, 2020

Schmucker's Goober Jelly

Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").

One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!

by QuacksO April 8, 2020

schunck

Schunck is a very greety and hateful name. Pls to the love of god change it, it means something very bad in rome. SO PLS CHANGE IT.

Girl 1: OMG you are really annoying Schunck.

Girl 2: EXCUSE MEEE!!!

by PFLFEOGJIWE September 4, 2020