Rusty Fishhook

Similar to the shocker, but afterwards the poo-laden finger is inserted to the womans or mans(in prison) mouth in a hooked fashion.

Susan knew what her ass tasted like after I gave her a rusty fishhook.

by Anonymous May 8, 2003

Rusty Trombone

When a girl blows on your ass as she cradles your dick

My wife Joanne gave me a Rusty Trombone last night, I was pleased

by Captain Thunder Pants December 25, 2009

Rusty Cage

Me

I am Rusty Cage.

by Benjamin Steele October 2, 2018

rusty banjo

Analagous to the "rusty trombone", the rusty banjo involves administering analingus to a female while reaching around and strumming her clit/pussy... thus effectively playing the "banjo" with her genitals.

The term rusty generally refers to the "rusty" coloured anus area.

Man, last night I was over Kelly's place and I gave her a rusty banjo!! She went CRAZY while I was flicking her clit and busting out a massive banjo masterpiece with my fingers whilst licking her gorgeous asshole!! :D

by Ross K February 22, 2008

rusty dick

the dried blood on a mans purple headed yogurt slinger after he has torn the poop shoot of a female

Man i destroyed this chicks ass for over two hours and woke up to a rusty dick.

by warpain January 16, 2009

rusty clam

when a chick has on tight panties and had to shit real bad and didn't make it to the bathroom and shits herself and it pushes around and goes in her pussy.

Jan was running to the bathroom and didn't make it so she ended up with a rusty clam.

by pro-cp February 27, 2008

rusty washer

When you are having anal sex, aka butt sex and get poo dick, then put it in her vagina, in a circular motion like a washing machine to get it clean.

Gross, I got poo on mah dick! I better give this bitch a rusty washer to clean that shit off.

by TheOriginalDirtyD March 30, 2015