random dance 

The act of a silent and spontaneous dance for no reason.

Al: Random dance!

Al and Paula start dancing

random dance by Doctor Pie August 19, 2009

random weird 

A person who says real weird random things without knowing it and later finds out how weird and random it was

that darragh one is random weird isn't he, he said I was like a sister and I'm a dude

random weird by it's me JC! June 16, 2009

random jackassery 

the act of doing something completely off the wall for no reason at all

" Johns giving the cable guy a lapdance was just random jackassery"

random jackassery by Shanrock April 1, 2010

Random Act of Foodness 

When cooking, you grab a veritable cornucopia of things, and put them together for a recipe that ends up turning out to be amazing!!!
Stipulation: You may not have previously intended to make this recipe, it must be spur of the moment.

Dude, I just committed a random act of foodness. I defrosted some chicken in the fridge, but when it thawed, I realized it was pork chops. So, I randomly grabbed some sauce, cheese and peppers that happened to be in my fridge and baked it.
Excellence :)

Random Act of Foodness by xler8r July 21, 2011

Random Beef 

When one has an unspecified hatred or dislike for another when this person has done nothing wrong. derived from the words beef, as in being moody with someone and random to imply spontaneity

marty: hey john
john:...
marty: i wonder why hes got random beef with me

Random Beef by Puff Puff Parsnip May 1, 2012

random rection 

random erection that happens for no reason.

Dude I had a random rection at work today right before I had to get up to go meet with my boss. I had to cover it with my briefcase

random rection by zingerhoff September 14, 2013

Random Ho 

A spontaneous piece of ass

This chick I met at school the other day from my homeboy, turned out to be my Random Ho.

Random Ho by jakkstr October 14, 2013