patter merchant

Someone who has terrific banter, jokes and charisma. Patter merchant is a compliment, not an insult.

"Have you met JP?"
"Aye, mate, proper patter merchant!"

by JamaoDosSantos November 16, 2020

Patti

Ur homies nice ass

*Homie bends over* dude nice patti

by Sadam Hussain March 11, 2021

Pattaow

From the Hindi word, pattaow.

To absolutely power own/completely dominate another person, to the point of making them your bitch. To not just prove them wrong, but to do so in a way which absolutely owns and undeniably humiliated them.

He got pattaowed.

She is going to pattaow him.

by Afghan kggjjhhjj April 1, 2021

Pattymelt

When you get fucked raw so long and good your legs wont work when you stand up to leave.

Beth: "I cant feel my legs, what did you do to me?"
Tony: "Just a good ol' Pattymelt special!"

by lbdub November 13, 2021

fat patter

insult used for teacher, substitute for "fucker"

"Dude, that fat patter gave me an F!"

by Rolodex Polk March 24, 2004

Cow Pattie Palace

This is the tag the locals have given the court house in Madison County, Il because of all the bullshit the lawyers spew out there.

The local politicians have converged on the Cow Pattie Palace to screw another company. Bullshit in a barn yard is not as deep as the court rooms in the Cow Pattie Palace.

by dansey December 11, 2007

[chicken patty]

The act of lifting ones boob with your hand.

I totally jus gave him a chicken patty him

by HonkeyMcHonkHonk October 21, 2008