Puerto Rican hooker

A shot of tequila followed by a pickleback (shot of pickle juice)

Hey Dirk! Get me a shot of Cabrito and a pickleback!

Sure man! Thats a Puerto Rican hooker for ya

by goofysillymonkey May 23, 2022

Puerto Rican metro link

When a Puerto Rican man named Tito watches his classmates run a train on his mother while furiously masturbating using his own tears for lubrication.

Instead of going down to Tijuana for the donkey show let’s go see the Puerto Rican metro link.

by Tito’s stepmom October 14, 2022

Puerto Rican Rattlesnake

The act of tying a maraca to the tip of your penis and shaking it back and forth

Did you see Jon doing the Puerto Rican Rattlesnake behind the bowling alley?

by Blong January 23, 2023

The Puerto Rican Hurricane

That GIANT Shit you always have to take after eating mexican food.

lEO: the shore of my butthole has just been hit by The Puerto Rican Hurricane!

by rio vista milk-shake July 8, 2011

Pajama Puker

A really bad online Texas Hold'em poker player; much worse than a fish/whale or a donkey.

A pajama puker tends to tilt extremely easily and then leak all their chips away. They are active in chat rooms at the online poker tables and will often put themselves on tilt when you ignore them.

I couldn't resist playing a while longer with that pajama puker on my right playing every hand.

by Pokerbrat October 17, 2013

automotive puberty

When someone goes from being a ricer to being a petrol head or when they learn the true meaning of speed.

Look at that ricer, he's like me before I went through automotive puberty

by Young petrol boi May 15, 2016

afro puerto rican

A Puerto-Rican mostly of African descent, a small percent of European

Africans came to Puerto Rico with Spanish conquistadors as slaves

They make up 12% of Puerto Rico's population

(Carmelo Anthony is an example)

"You know Andre? His mom is an afro Puerto Rican."

by Hoodboi 1993 January 8, 2017