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Active Procrastination

The act of Procrastinating in an active manor having to do with what you're procrastinating. Such as making lists of what you should do first and planning out how you will do it instead of actually doing a given task.
Emma does active procrastination with her homework by making lists of what she should do first and then talking about doing it.
by Mb89 October 1, 2010
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poocrasterbating

pooping, procrastinating, and masturbating all at the same time. basically a lonely man's blumpkin.
Tanya: What took you so long? We've been waiting here forever.

Tim: Sorry, I was poocrasterbating.

Tanya: What's that?

Tim: I don't know but my hand's pretty sore.
by razzledazzle69 April 16, 2011
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procreastination

procreating for the sake of procrastination.

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having sex to avoid doing work
procreastination - myself and my wife both had to write reports for work at the weekend, but they were boring so we procreastinated all afternoon instead.
by simonzephyr August 26, 2012
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Procrasdemon

A demon possession that makes you procrastinate on useless tasks.
Tyrone is a really good rapper but he just smokes weed and watches Netflix all day, I guess, he is possessed with a Procrasdemon.
by JESUSMAHLORD February 13, 2020
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Procrastisaurs (P. Saurs)

Defined and discovered by Chan: A person or persons who habitually delays, intentionally or unintentionally, to a point where they have endangered their own species to the brink of their own demise ultimatately causing their extinction. -Dr. Chandler J.S PHD Procrastology
The procrastisaurs (P. Saurs) spends so much time doing nothing they will starve to death.
by BIG CHAN D33Z3R October 7, 2012
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Procrastribating

Procrastribating or procrastribation- (v. n.) Instead of writing a paper or working on a long term assignment you decide to masturbate while procrastinating.
Jack spent all night procrastribating and instead of showing up to school with a complete assignment he showed up with sticky fingers.
by BurtonBoarder6o9 December 5, 2009
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Precrastination

A behavior which is characterized by doing things before even knowing what to do.
Theo was a terrible precrastinator. His precrastination always caused big messes that had to be cleaned up by others.
by Emperor MAR July 14, 2009
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