Power ugly

one who is so ugly, it seems to be a super power
their ugly itself has a super power

guy 1: hey man, on a scale of 1-10, what would you rate her.

guy 2: dayum shes power ugly

by ItzADunndeal September 30, 2011

Power Straw

The straw used in a BK oreo shake that is very large and unnecessary. Even though unnecessarily large it is very effective when you use it to straw your bitch.

Last night I went to BK and got an Oreo shake and holy shit it came with a power straw! Took that shit home and used it to straw!

by Dr.Ethan Shaver February 1, 2008

power walking

When people walk down the sidewalk trying to get home before they shit their pants.

I saw two people power walking down the street today. They looked like they had a turd in their pants.

by CedricDoodlehopper April 18, 2014

Power Muff

A tremendously unkempt bush covering a woman's genitalia. Much like the biblical figure Samson, the power muff derives its strength from from its length, fullness and overall unruly presentation. It may rise up toward the naval (upper Puff), down the buttocks (Powder Room Muff), but the most powerful of these muffs covers both of these areas much like that of a gorilla's fur. A contrast to the popular pubic dressing of a Brazilian wax, it is ironically revered and eroticized by many in the modern world (see Hipster).

Dude, I love to watch my junk disappear in her power muff when we're dry humping.

by Bebebox January 8, 2012

power tip

A small penis with a very large head. A man with a small or average penis but which maintains an oversized head or tip is said to possess a "power tip". The power tip often is said to produce satisfying pleasure for the receiving vagina. A power tip will often compensate for the small size of the penis due to it's large size in relation to the penis as a whole. A power tip can also be found on men with large penises, although this is rare as the tip or head is usually in proportion with shaft and girth size.

Mike's girlfriend loves the power tip!

by chlp606014 November 25, 2007

Power Simp

some specimen that has no right to exist in nature. Would actually donate his mothers retirement fund to suck the last penis of a man who had sex with the girl he likes

"I heard Eric stole his grandmothers ring to sell for money so he could donate it to his League of Legends crush"

"What a Power Simp"

by icantmakename September 11, 2020

Power Check

A light open handed strike to the genitals . The reaction of the slappie is directly proportional to their current power level.

Hikaru:"I thought David was going to crash for the night but I power checked him and he was wide awake."

by TheDarkD January 12, 2015