someone who, on a message board, pretends to be someone else but copying their avatar, signature, location, etc, and makes their name close h@cker imposter
by Lip Gloss Lover, Forkbutt May 06, 2006
"DUDE lets go to Hot Topic"
"Yeah we can look so stupid and like posers"
"Alright, sweet i have always wanted to look like a shitbag!"
"Yeah we can look so stupid and like posers"
"Alright, sweet i have always wanted to look like a shitbag!"
by Taylor1993 October 06, 2008
A person who tries to do somethin, but sucks horrably at it and thinks they are good. Take a skateboarder for instence. If they totally suck and think they are good, you have the right to declare them a poser. They think they are all that and a bag of chips.
"o man i can do a varial kickfip facky."
"Do it!!"
"No, i dont wanna, i dont wanna brag."
"POSER!!!!"
"Do it!!"
"No, i dont wanna, i dont wanna brag."
"POSER!!!!"
by Jester-ThaWickid September 27, 2005
Those people that buy skater shoes if they've never even tried to skate before, the ones who don't even know what band is on their T-shirts when they buy them from Hot Topic, the ones who dress all black everyday and act all sad/depressed even when they have what some people would call a perfect life... Basically, people who try to fit in with one certain label because they want attention.
Emo Poser: Ughh, I hate my life. Everything is so depressing and no one wants me..
Random Kid: You live in a mansion, you are friends with pretty much this whole school, and your family is awesome.
Emo Poser: Uhmm. NO ONE GETS ME! -runs away-
Random Kid: You live in a mansion, you are friends with pretty much this whole school, and your family is awesome.
Emo Poser: Uhmm. NO ONE GETS ME! -runs away-
by Random kid, kthanks. October 08, 2007
That POSER tries too hard.
by Super Josh April 21, 2003
A person who calls himself emo and thinks hes the only emo person in the world. Posers also listen to BVB, and then they obsess about it and then they think they're emo only because they listen to BVB, and not any other punk bands.
Posers also have a habit of labeling themselves and others, and also talk about everybody behind their backs.
Posers also like to "talk shit" about everybody behind their backs but when they are challenged to fight, they pussy out at the very last second for whatever reason. This is why nobody likes posers. So don't pose.
Posers also have a habit of labeling themselves and others, and also talk about everybody behind their backs.
Posers also like to "talk shit" about everybody behind their backs but when they are challenged to fight, they pussy out at the very last second for whatever reason. This is why nobody likes posers. So don't pose.
A person obsessing over Black Veil Brides, but then when they are asked what other kinds of music they listen to, they reply with "Justin Beiber" or "Lil' Wayne." Emos don't listen to pop you freaking idiots.
Another example of a poser is a person calling themselves "Emo." One thing about emos, they don't label themselves, but posers wouldn't know.
Another example of a poser is a person calling themselves "Emo." One thing about emos, they don't label themselves, but posers wouldn't know.
by CrashCarson May 29, 2011
Someone who completely lacks any artistic talent or creativity whatsoever. Always talking about themselves and their "work", these people go to great lengths to appear as real artists. Art posers have never had an original thought or idea in their lives but act as though everything they do is groundbreaking and original. They always hang together in little cliques and are highly suspicious of any "outsider"--particularly real artists who might expose them for what they really are. The titles of their "work" are always pretentious and completely meaningless; for example, a grey canvas with a small pink spot in one corner, titled "The Juxtaposition of Random Gratification #109." The lengthy descriptions they give of their "work" consist of rambling pseudointellectual bullshit that took 25 times the amount of time to compose than the actual piece itself; this is to compensate for the fact that the work only took 15 minutes to make, with no artistic ability at all. Art posers are typically so delusional that they don't realize how delusional they are. Art posers always worship Andy Warhol and strive to be just like him. Art posers often stand around in galleries, pretending to find deep meaning in other art posers' work. They frequently use the word "ambiguous" and will spend half an hour offering a pseudointellectual analysis of a grey, or blank canvas. Art posers have been known to mistake light switches in galleries as part of the sculptural exhibit.
by Muscoffo July 23, 2015