parallel appetites

two sex partners having about the same appetite for sex!
consequently, there is none of this 'doing one a favor', stuff!!
this is particularly useful in marriage!, where the dream of a 'hungry' partner can be a silent, unrealized struggle!!

after all these years, juliana and (??) still had parallel appetites for one another.
after the accident, mike and (??'s) parallel appetites had changed somewhat!
judy respected the ballistics of the 'hot drops', john, the 'quivering quim' (match em!!, if gay!) -they still had parallel appetites!!!

by michael foolsley February 2, 2010

parallel porking

Having two forms of meat during breakfast, e.g., Bacon and Sausage.

I've been eating healthy all week, so tomorrow I'm going to engage in all-out parallel porking.

by Zedarius November 8, 2015

Paralina

Meaning to Paradise at a Beach

I'm taking a paralina vacation!

by Miami Beacher July 6, 2018

Parallel Parking

Spooning.

With or without intercourse.

Hey baby back yo’ trunk up and show me yo’ parallel parking skillz.

by Napolee August 10, 2019

paralexicon

Another word for "thesaurus".

I couldn't think of another word for "thesaurus", so I had to look one up in my paralexicon.

by JAQrabbit January 18, 2020

Paralytic Possum

The ultimate female sub. The subbiest of all subby female subs. Extremely submissive woman.

A submissive woman isn’t enough for me, I need a paralytic possum.

by Bhigdon November 29, 2021

doggo of the parallel universe

A big pp man who is natural enemies with eva

Look at that dude, he could be the next {doggo of the parallel universe}!
Poggers, that man will be epik.

by doggo of the parallel universe June 13, 2021