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poodle groomer

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Dude she is a freaking poodle groomer. I heard she ate Susan out the other night at that party
by urbanboss22 July 1, 2008
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poodle bluffing

Poodle bluffing is attempting to intimidate someone who outclasses the poodle bluffer in a very obvious way. Think Pee-Wee Herman challenging Carrot Top to a fist fight.

Toy poodles are angry and bitter little creatures. Perhaps they feel slighted by the evolutionary process having taken away their natural survival skills in exchange for poofy hair and the ability to dig holes. Generation after generation of inbreeding created this feisty little abomination, lending itself to retarded behavior like poodle bluffing.
Guy 1: When I asked if he was gay, Tom insisted on his heterosexuality and showed me his Rolodex full of call girls.

Guy 2: He's just poodle bluffing, everyone knows that Tom is a peter puffer.
by THIS-guy-!!!! July 9, 2010
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Poodonkis

A stuffed dromiceiomimus with the strange urge to make holocaust jokes that sits inside Strong Mad's closet.
Poodonkis is love, Poodonkis is life
by King Bubsgonzola Supreme November 30, 2013
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poodle

To take advantage of a friend with a higher income so that they will pay your way for lunch, movie tickets, etc. This can either be with prior notification (notifying the friend that they are about to be the recipient of this action) or it can be a surprise poodling, such as when you seem to have forgotten your wallet when the bill arrives.
We went to Taco Bell and Hong totally poodled me.

I'm poodling you for pizza. Let's go.
by Mig September 11, 2008
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pooder

A small, hairy creature with sharp teeth and red beady eyes. It can be used for enjoyment or to scare people.
"Wanna see my pet Pooder?!"
by ADDJADS July 30, 2003
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pooder

A name describing a male human who releases extremely loud and long flatulance. (it may or may not stink)
That is the fifth fart you've let out in 10 minutes, Pooder!
by lil_diva_heartbreaker May 17, 2005
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poodle stick

poodle stick is a mans genitle area
Dont touch my poodle stick go get ur own
by bloszoom May 2, 2006
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