paintcan

a female that is not very intelligent and frequently engages in sexual intercourse, analogous to a can of paint, not very bright and spreads easy.

ten minutes into our date I could tell Sally was a total paintcan

by dirty bastard brad September 19, 2005

Paint the Octopus

Code word to say that you had sexual intercourse for the very first time. (Octopus is often painted purple)
See: Octopusnity

David said, "Hey guys tonight I'm going to Paint the Octopus"

by Lilly Asaurus January 20, 2009

paint the canvas

to ejaculate forcefully upon an object/person

I told Gilbert to paint the canvas all over Nooch's eager face.

by zachary timmerman December 13, 2009

Painter's Cap

House painter's lingo for smoking marijuana before or after actually painting. Much better before yet not so bad after.

Putting on a painter's cap = Getting high!

Painter: Hey Dude, let's put on a painter's cap before we tackle that living room.

Painter 2: You got any?

Painter: You know it dude. Straight fire!

Painter 2: Awesome! Let's do it quick before the boss show's up!

Painter: No worries man! Who do you think I got it from?

Painter 2: Nice!

by zooboots July 6, 2011

painting the door

something you make up so you dont have to watch football with your high school friends

High school friends: hi chris, do you want to join us today for the football games?
Chris: No, im painting the door

High school friends: Grow up Chris, you'll never be invited again

by #celebjihad November 16, 2014

paint the ceiling red

Slang for committing suicide. Blood and brains get all over the ceiling

these valoniggas make me want to paint the ceiling red

by cockswing March 24, 2022

bowl painter

The Bowl Painter does not necessarily have to be created by explosive diarrhea. It can also be caused when a large turd paints racing stripes on the toilet bowl as it is being flushed.

Damn, I had a huge bowl painter dump the other day.

by the_buckeye_fan September 2, 2007