An adult who is not attracted by children, sexually or otherwise, and who should remain childfree, but does not end uo doing it due to the blind pressure of social conformity.
by Ysengrim January 2, 2004
Get the pedophobe mug.In scientific terms, a pedophile is a mental disabiled that that feels the need to try to sharpen the tip of their penis. This is usually achieved by having sex with children under the age of eighteen. This is illegal almost everywhere, but pedophiles persist with having sex with minors because if they do not, they have a high chance of dying and being laughed at for not having a sharp penis.
Some signs of being a pedophile are watching Lazytown and getting an erection when Stephanie is on the screen. Another example is watching Dateline: To Catch a Predator and not laughing at the stupid people who get caught.
Being a pedophile will usually land someone in jail. Some rare cases of pedophiles not being jailed are Barney the Dinosaur, children's musical groups such as The Wiggles and The Doodlebops, and Jesus.
Some signs of being a pedophile are watching Lazytown and getting an erection when Stephanie is on the screen. Another example is watching Dateline: To Catch a Predator and not laughing at the stupid people who get caught.
Being a pedophile will usually land someone in jail. Some rare cases of pedophiles not being jailed are Barney the Dinosaur, children's musical groups such as The Wiggles and The Doodlebops, and Jesus.
Man that is not pedophile: Hey, bro, would you tap that woman's ass?
Pedophile: No, but I'd tap her child's ass.
Man that is not pedophile: I am calling the police.
Pedophile: No, but I'd tap her child's ass.
Man that is not pedophile: I am calling the police.
by B.O.S.Kuro-chan May 1, 2007
Get the Pedophile mug.Related Words
peoop
• pedophiles
• Pedophilia
• pedophobia
• penophile
• pedophiliac
• pedopeter
• pedophile priest
• pedophilian
• Pedophilic
Someone with an abnormal fear/hatred of children often driving them to kill children. Think Purple Guy from Five Nights at Freddy’s.
by RedMoth27 April 30, 2020
Get the Pedophobe mug.a guy named phillip who is over age and just cant seem to get a girl who is of age.
a synonym would be child molester.
a synonym would be child molester.
by tarizard December 9, 2008
Get the pedophill mug.by daveforte August 14, 2009
Get the pedophag mug.I mean, for fucks sake, pedophilia's bad, but its not like it's an act of genocide; you're dehumanizing these people and refusing to think rationally.
You people make me sick.
You people make me sick.
by Dr. Jesus D.O. May 31, 2009
Get the Pedophilia mug.That was so funny, I accidentally peooed
by Alys31 January 13, 2008
Get the peoo mug.