alec penak

A dick that looks like an orbee. And a small ass. He sucks everyone and fucks everyone. But he tastes like a smartie.

Alec penak's dick smelled like a smartie.

by Alec penal June 9, 2016

Penarse

An abusive word which can be used to upset someone.

"Why did you do that you penarse?!?!"
and
"Jesus christ! Your such a penarse!!!"

by KnauerPower November 10, 2007

penal code

the code of the male penis

lets read the penal code!

by mint bloom October 22, 2006

Penal Column

<noun> Slang;

1) The penis.

"I am male, observe my mondo penal column."

by Stuart Fletcher May 16, 2005

Penaldo

Penaldo is a guy that is a guy that is a guy

Hey Penaldo

by Hahhsb December 13, 2021

penal shaft

the part of the penis that is measurable when hard of- course, between the base of the helmet and sack skin

fortunately I had a full stiffy last night so when I rolled over my penal shaft acting like kick stand kept me from rolling out of the bed

by themacal November 29, 2006

penalkebab

1) A stick showed into the inner opening of the penis head.

2) Usually referred to a grilled penis with a stick protruding out of the penis hole. Easier to grill than a hotdog because the hole is premade.

In ancient cultures, they grilled penalkebabs on oak sticks.

by YuriySneakyRussian November 27, 2007