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patoon

noun

A girls private part with extreme smelly fluids in it.
Joe: What smells horribly??

Linda: Ohhh sorry its my patoon because i didn't take a shower.
by Jesse Aguilar June 11, 2008
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patood

patood originating from the male name masood...was accidently started once By R n used by F from the north london area and has since then widely spread as a nickname used by many people..
nex person:
"u kool patood"

sumone not actually called patood:
"ye mn wos goin on"
by RaBloW May 18, 2005
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patookiss

the derriere of a human being, the tush, the buns, the posterior side
That girl's got one amazing patookiss!
by patookiss December 28, 2008
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Thot Patrol

Thot Patrol is the common and funny term for hoe shooters they dont use police tactics but they use WWE submissions to take down thots.
That Thot Patrol messed up those hoes trying to get Jared.
by Saucyboi88 March 20, 2018
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Thot Patrol

Bunch of dudes who run around with anti-thotguns and blast the shit out of thots.
by Incestry.com June 2, 2018
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Thot Patrol

A highly Trained group of male humans, monsters and celestial beings led by the ultimate Thot patroller Korekiyo Shinguichi.

Equip with advanced weaponry, Years of Precise Military Training,and the strongest desire to vanquish all Thots on earth The Thot patroller is the single most powerful task force in the multimeter.

It all started when There was nothing. No Light. No Sound. No Narration. No Nothing.
And then two cosmic entities popped into existence; Blue lightsaber guy and red lightsaber guy.

Blue Lightsaber guy yelled "All women are Queens!" And that have innocence and Protection to the universe.
Red lightsaber guy Responded with "if she breaths she's a THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!" And with that gave the universe primal rage and dedication.

Moments later God came into existence and created the first man and women Adam and Eve.
Everything goes from there until the First Thot Snake convinces Eve to bite into the forbidden fruit and Eve does so.

This pisses off God so much that he cursed all Women to be Thots For all eternity and all men to stop their Thot very.

Skip to 2001 where scientist Jimmy neutron discovers a metal hidden in space called Thorium
He secretly worked on creating a blade made of Thotium That would Vanquish all Thots.
But right then the Thot Lord Tenko Chabashira broke into the lab and killed Jimmy.
Knowing the sword would bring death to all Thots, she hid it deep in the caverns of Kentucky.
The Thot Patrols here horary.
by ShyGuyTheThotPatroller October 12, 2018
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rail patrol

In a fraternity or other party setting; occurs when walking around with a flash light and making sure every sex act going on is consensual
I got BAAD Duty tonight (Brothers Against Drunk Driving). I got Rail Patrol.

"Lights on, hands up, rail patrol is here, making sure everything is consensual."
by JayhawkHoosier December 15, 2009
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