1 definition by ShyGuyTheThotPatroller
A highly Trained group of male humans, monsters and celestial beings led by the ultimate Thot patroller Korekiyo Shinguichi.
Equip with advanced weaponry, Years of Precise Military Training,and the strongest desire to vanquish all Thots on earth The Thot patroller is the single most powerful task force in the multimeter.
It all started when There was nothing. No Light. No Sound. No Narration. No Nothing.
And then two cosmic entities popped into existence; Blue lightsaber guy and red lightsaber guy.
Blue Lightsaber guy yelled "All women are Queens!" And that have innocence and Protection to the universe.
Red lightsaber guy Responded with "if she breaths she's a THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!" And with that gave the universe primal rage and dedication.
Moments later God came into existence and created the first man and women Adam and Eve.
Everything goes from there until the First Thot Snake convinces Eve to bite into the forbidden fruit and Eve does so.
This pisses off God so much that he cursed all Women to be Thots For all eternity and all men to stop their Thot very.
Skip to 2001 where scientist Jimmy neutron discovers a metal hidden in space called Thorium
He secretly worked on creating a blade made of Thotium That would Vanquish all Thots.
But right then the Thot Lord Tenko Chabashira broke into the lab and killed Jimmy.
Knowing the sword would bring death to all Thots, she hid it deep in the caverns of Kentucky.
Equip with advanced weaponry, Years of Precise Military Training,and the strongest desire to vanquish all Thots on earth The Thot patroller is the single most powerful task force in the multimeter.
It all started when There was nothing. No Light. No Sound. No Narration. No Nothing.
And then two cosmic entities popped into existence; Blue lightsaber guy and red lightsaber guy.
Blue Lightsaber guy yelled "All women are Queens!" And that have innocence and Protection to the universe.
Red lightsaber guy Responded with "if she breaths she's a THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!" And with that gave the universe primal rage and dedication.
Moments later God came into existence and created the first man and women Adam and Eve.
Everything goes from there until the First Thot Snake convinces Eve to bite into the forbidden fruit and Eve does so.
This pisses off God so much that he cursed all Women to be Thots For all eternity and all men to stop their Thot very.
Skip to 2001 where scientist Jimmy neutron discovers a metal hidden in space called Thorium
He secretly worked on creating a blade made of Thotium That would Vanquish all Thots.
But right then the Thot Lord Tenko Chabashira broke into the lab and killed Jimmy.
Knowing the sword would bring death to all Thots, she hid it deep in the caverns of Kentucky.
by ShyGuyTheThotPatroller October 12, 2018