oil panning

The act of nutting in a girl after she has jerked you off, to clear the lines thereby prolonging your mileage.

My girl and I were oil panning last night, gave her the high mileage treatment. Nawmsayin?

by Waterdoing May 7, 2018

Japanese Window-Painting

The act of spreading plastic wrap over one's mouth and having a person fecalate into the covered mouth.

My girlfriend and I practiced Japanese Window-Painting last night, where she dropped a load within my mouth, covered by protective plastic wrap.

by WhoElseButI November 4, 2010

pantsing

What one does to the ID3 of a song when one adds "In My Pants" to the end of the song title.

* TheCow is listening to Matchbox Twenty - Black and White People in my pants

* KuzeHideo gets funky with Jethro Tull - Thick As a Brick in my pants

* Martel bounces off the walls to Maroon 5 - As Things Collide in my pants.

by TheCow March 24, 2005

parting a muff

if you have a beard this is useful. place one hand on each side of the muff then part like a theatre cutain and dive in blowing air and going buuuaaaahhhhh!

buuaahh! she likes it when he goes buuaahh and tickles her elmo. parting a muff

by Hayley Klop February 2, 2006

Painting a Picasso

The action of cumming on a womans stomach,back or face

bro,ashley let me fuck her in the ass then paint a picasso..

by Ted April 7, 2005

Dutch Painting

Fine bitch with DSL is giving you dome and just as you discharge your gun into her cockholster you slap her so hard she spits the cum all over your wall and BAM a modern art masterpiece. Then that girl leaves and the next one comes and and the whole process takes place again on another wall.

Alex- How did you get that fine white art painting on your wall?
Jesse- Well, This spunky broad was all up on my dome piece so I let her choke on my baby maker for a little bit, I told her seconds before I blew not to swallow, after shooting my love sniper I gave her the quick one two "a.k.a the donkey punch" straight to the side of her dome piece ……..and that's a Dutch Painting is made

by Jesse O., Alex M. February 8, 2008

Japanese Finger Painting

When a guy jizzes into a bowl and a chick dips her fingers in the guys jizz then gives him a hand job

that bitch was Japanese Finger Painting me last night.

by Shawnica February 27, 2009