palmer c.

a really cool guy who wants to be your friend.

I wish I could be Palmer C.

by I_am_cool69 March 25, 2019

palmer-smith

when you are a cunt to everyone, and are always looking for something wrong.
usually a teacher that works in the library with nothing better to do with her time than to tell students off for wearing too much eyeliner

"i got told off for wearing too many earrings"
"by who?"
"palmer-smith"
"i cant stand that cunt"

by oscar2005 July 29, 2021

Scrufftin Palmer

It's like a Arnold Palmer but made with Steel Reserve 211 beer and lemonade

Waitress "and what will you have to drink?"
Me " ill have a Scrufftin Palmer"

by shady in the sun June 15, 2020

Handrew Palmer

A name used to refer to the hand as a masculine partner of sex during solo masturbation of one who has a sexual interest in males, but at the time is settling for solely a relationship with oneself and one's hand.

"My friend John Hancock suggested that I need to get laid. I informed them kindly that I am just fine with Handrew Palmer and his 5 brothers to take care of my sexual needs."

by Misfit Adams November 14, 2022

Getting Palmered

When you get financially shafted, or you can’t win an argument with a certain person.

to use peoples equipment or knowledge for personal and or financial gain without repaying the favour. Getting Palmered

Palmering - to make friends and connections only with wealthy people

by A Palmered person November 18, 2023

Kyle Palmer

A drink made of one part Monster energy and one part iced tea.

DAMN IT I AM LOSING THIS GAME. GO FETCH ME A KYLE PALMER

by God_Of_Femboys May 12, 2022

Jimmy Palmer

A 20 oz glass filled halfway with Jim Beam and halfway with Coke. Like an Arnold Palmer but it chose violence

Rural Joe got wrecked on that Jimmy Palmer

by The car whisperer June 2, 2025