william palmer

Cube headed individual who has a 3 inch shling shlong and lasts no more than 23 seconds in the bed. Very good shift manager, but has the tendency to love raw meat. If you a 6'4 male with a huge ass, keep him away from this man. Loves alcoholic red headed females. Leaves pimples untouched for months. Has neck problems, therefore turns whole body to speak. Loves to ride things, including huge penis.

"Oh look, it's William Palmer!" "Stay away from that guy, he likes penis!"

by Steven Hong December 19, 2021

palmer

a guy on roblox who gets people glazing him 24/7

"Palmer is so good at this game! Wow, I wanna be his friend."

by heyguyssssssssssssssssss July 9, 2025

palmer high school

If you like rednecked mud riding, tis the place to be. they’ll call you trannys and thems beg you to kill yourself, then a week later beg you to suck there uncircumcised pete.

but if you love being sexually harassed by musty men with mullets please welcome yourself this the promise land

a day in palmer high school-

transgender speaking in class: dhhwjdjdjr

hick: stfu tranny

2 weeks later~~~

hick: hey i know i yelled at you to stfu but get in my truck gimme a suck and if you don’t i’ll call u a fat slut ;)

by rainbowdickbiggerthenahick May 25, 2021

Paige Amy Palmer

A person whos humor revolves around only making fun of other people, and enjoys kidnapping young children to consume in her basement.

"Paige Amy Palmer, please let the children go, they don't deserve this"

"lol no, virgin" -Paige

by mace_on November 2, 2022

Cold Palmer

Colder name for the best english youngster and best premier league youngster Cole Palmer who plays for the by far biggest club in London (the mighty chels) and is miles clear of Bumkayo Saka (made an extra definition of him)and actually scores penalties when it matters

Bro have you heard, Cold Palmer destroyed another big 6 team on his own

by LondonIsForeverBlue April 12, 2024

Palmer

A guy with a record breaking Penis

Jeez, That guy over there! That’s a palmer!

by Palmer February 22, 2020

Megan Palmer

A strong handsome grandfather who tends to be a tad bit crusty on the chin area, abit homeless, erm quite hoboish, likes the name Bradley, a father to many.

Wow did you see Megan Palmer right there!

Fenomanal
He can come and father me anytime

by Cranky Katie May 30, 2018