bench president

A play on bench press; whenever you or anyone else is the one guy in the gym who acts like he has the world record bench press max, owns the bench station, and walks in as if "Hail to the Chief" starts playing as soon as he gets through the door. Used to refer to a badass jacked dude, or sarcastically to a not so jacked dude.

Lifter 1: Dude, you see that guy over there?

Lifter 2: Yea, that's the gym's official new bench president

Lifter 1: That guy is badass

Lifter 2: I hear he reps 4,000 lbs on bench press

(more sarcastically)

Guy 1: What's up bench president, you're looking exceptionally jacked today

Guy 2: Fuck you man

by briarbowls December 12, 2015

Bench penis

When you have to bench your penis because your such a player.

I get too much vag I need to bench penis

by erpfeljbfgpfdfu July 26, 2017

Pork bench

Something you sit on when u came to goon haha yes it does actually exist

“I came to goon, pork bench”

by Porkbench July 06, 2024

lucky bench

The act of grinding, or dry humping on a bench numerous times. there for making it lucky.

Me and Zoe went to the lucky bench yesterday.

by jjnj March 19, 2018

Bench Fassy

A man who disrespects or belittles someone to impress other men.
This is common amongst men who are gang members or about the street life. These men have a lack of discipline and guidance due to not having father figures.

The guy only chats shit when his boys are around. He’s a bench fassy that needs to get punched up

by John wicked inna bed September 20, 2021

Bench Fassy

A man who deliberately disrespects or degrades someone for the validation or approval of other men. This is common amongst men who are in gangs or about the street life and lack father figures.

1. This bench fassy yute only tried to come for me because his boys were around. SMH

2. Bench fassy men have low esteem and always seek validation from other men. It’s weird and creepy

by Arron j smith September 08, 2021

Bench Fassy

A Man who disrespects, belittles or degrades someone for the validation or approval of other men.

This is common amongst men who are in gangs or about the street life since many of them don't have father figures and have lack of guidance.

This guy only acts up when he's around his boys. Bench fassy yute.

by Arron j smith September 13, 2021