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Milk bottle

An uncircumcised penis, due to its resemblance to a Milk Bottle lolly
Patty is a big fan of docking, but being cut he requires his partners to have milk bottles. He would prefer to be the dockee rather than the docker, but obviously this is physically impossible. As such, he still harbours resentment against his mother for knocking the top off his milk bottle.
by Wrist Wrangler October 12, 2011
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Chocky milk

a drink that makes the pain go away. A way to forget about all your damn struggles. Chocky milk is best after being rejected or having a bad day :(
Sam: My gf isn’t my valentine
Dan: That sucks bruh
Sam:*goes home lemme pop a chocky milk. Screw it two scoops the pain is unbearable and chocky milk make pain go away
by kiwi with a lot of haters January 26, 2021
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Milk blast

When somebody flatulates after ejaculation has happened inside its rectum after anal intercourse. This creates a rather amusing spray of sperm.
My Boyfriend Milk blasted all over my face last night after some hard core anal before a quick titan toss before bedtime
or
hey, can you milk blast on my tities?
by peppolla April 28, 2010
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Milk Me

Said by a guy in a hope of receiving a handjob (or sex).
Sarah, you're so good at milking cows, can you milk me too?
by Toxish November 17, 2009
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milk master

going down on a guy/girl and making them cum in record time
This girl came to my house last night and she was a total milk master.
by Strawberry Chocolate November 30, 2014
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Road Milking

The act of vigorous masturbation whilst driving.
My morning commute was made more interesting when a trucker pulled up next to my Honda and smiled. The initial flattery I felt, believing to be caught up in a playful flirtation, turned to fear. Upon closer inspection, it appeared that the trucker was engaging in an act of wanton road milking.
by Stingyjack December 17, 2009
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Sad Milk

A YouTube channel of other YouTubers looking through pictures, like they do on their own channels.
George: do you watch Sad Milk?

John: what?
by Taiteraide May 12, 2020
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